jewish marathon

Shit, shower, shave

Ben" I could go for a good jewish marathon"

by Andy Lama November 11, 2010

jewish fortune

The act of nutting on a woman’s nose

Yea I gave my girlfriend a huge Jewish Fortune the other day

by Everything_been_deleted April 12, 2018

Jewish Lease

When someone purchases something in order to use it for 1-2 days, then returns it, only to purchase a newer model/version in 3-6 months to use and return again; thus essentially using the item and future upgrades for free.

You know that tent I bought last weekend? I returned it today, and I'm buying a newer model next time I go camping and returning it again.

Oy vey what a Jewish lease!

by XxMassiveSavingsxX September 30, 2015

jewish Chewbacca

When you nut in a girls mouth, then twist her nipples causing her to make a Chewbacca sound, then proceed to pull a classic Dutch oven.

Colt I just Jewish Chewbacca her!

by Penis69daddydaddy February 14, 2021

Jewish Nightcap

The foreskin of a jew.

BRO LETS DOCK IN THE JEWISH NIGHTCAP

by Junsta August 20, 2010

Jewish dick

The best kind of dick that you can get. Gotta hit up men with last names like Millard and Goldberg

I'm about to go hit up the synagogue. I'm trying to get some jewish dick tonight.

by AshkenaziDongLover July 23, 2019

jewish pussyo

a JEWISH PUSSYO is a jew who has been in an african american gang in NY and got kicked out for bieng a pussyo. This Jew must be black and Ginger. He moved to Iraq and got called a pussyo by the marines that shot him, because he fell on a landmine from a elephant.

FUCKING NIGGER WALKS INTO A POST he is called a JEWISH PUSSYO

by NIGGERHATER1 September 02, 2009