monolithic jam

1. Song that will reverberate through rocks and space when the human race has long ended, due to its high level of awesomeness.
2. Song that is its own little self-contained world, which sucks one in and takes one on a sensual journey.

It has been confirmed: "Carry On My Wayward Son" is a monolithic jam!

by BR Rocks December 9, 2008

Jam Scraper

A sexual act in which a person fingers a female partner whilst on their period.

Matt: “So I was fingering this girl the other day and it turns out she was on her period!”

Ollie: “Ha! You absolute Jam Scraper!”

by Jeff_- December 13, 2020

Jam splatter

When a girl is on her period

'she made me do her up the bum cause she was on her Jam Splatter'

by Jeffy Bowen May 23, 2012

Jam-dog

When you make a nickname up for your friend jamie

Tayla:I think your nickname should be jam-dog

by Taytay_ms_o July 27, 2018

Mug Jam

A variation of the Blow Job, where one partner lies on their back on a bed (or massage table or baby grand piano) with their head hanging off the edge, mouth agape. The second partner stands bedside and proceeds to penetrate the lying partner’s hanging mouth with their penis and performs a vigorous humping motion, preferably to ejaculation.

Etymology - the standing partner JAMs their penis and balls into the lying partner’s face (i.e. their MUG)

That girl Jessley is a freak. She let me Mug Jam on the first date!

What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
I can’t jelly my dick in your mug.

by Rudolph37 December 31, 2022

Spin Jam

A gathering of juggling enthusiasts, including poi, staff, fan, and meteor, and hoop manipulators, for the purpose of mass demonstration and collaboration of their object manipulation abilities. A Spin Jam typically involves dance music or live drum performances and can be held indoors or outdoors. Outdoor spin jams often involve fire.

Everybody is getting together on Sunday for a Spin Jam in the park.

by pifrombrc August 1, 2011

hamm jam

the glorious combination of a Hamm’s tallboy (born of the sky blue waters) with a precious allocation of Jamison Irish whiskey (poet juice) Well travelled humans have been know to refer to a hamm jam as the ‘fountain of youth’

How was your Monday night? Well, I consumed three hamm jams and woke up in the park. Now I’m a better human.

by marcsu October 14, 2018