Def 1: Shard jap is to bang someone with your fist, having them broken like a mirror, and causing brief overcome is which to offer low tolerance to any sharp objects such as broken glass and such.
Def 2: Shard japping is joggling into someone with a raw piece of any gem of kind with a sharp end, and embracingly having them stabbed ONLY into where it isn’t near the heart.
Def 2: Shard japping is joggling into someone with a raw piece of any gem of kind with a sharp end, and embracingly having them stabbed ONLY into where it isn’t near the heart.
1:
Jack: you wanna go Shard Jap me bro?
Harry: I’m ready for you to Shard Jap me, bro.
Jack: Ok, bro.
Harry and Jack: *fighting furiously until one of them fall down and break like a mirror*
Jack: *knocks out and Shard japs Harry*
Harry: *breaks down like a mirror*
Announcer: Jack has won!
2:
Enemy: *walks around*
Your hero: *Shard japping to him*
Enemy: *looks behind* HUH?!
Your hero: *stabs them into the head*
Enemy: D-damnit....
Your hero: I’ve saved another easy day again!
Jack: you wanna go Shard Jap me bro?
Harry: I’m ready for you to Shard Jap me, bro.
Jack: Ok, bro.
Harry and Jack: *fighting furiously until one of them fall down and break like a mirror*
Jack: *knocks out and Shard japs Harry*
Harry: *breaks down like a mirror*
Announcer: Jack has won!
2:
Enemy: *walks around*
Your hero: *Shard japping to him*
Enemy: *looks behind* HUH?!
Your hero: *stabs them into the head*
Enemy: D-damnit....
Your hero: I’ve saved another easy day again!
by KablePosa April 22, 2019
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The poor little JAP now lived many miles from next door to the people she grew up around, and left her humility back where she grew up, thinking the world owed her something now, whether it be respect or dollar signs.
Poor little JAP- Momma, if you dont bring me my fuckin sandwich, I'm fuckin go off and have you fuckin locked up! I'm gonna flex on you like Supergirl bitch!
Poor little JAP- Momma, if you dont bring me my fuckin sandwich, I'm fuckin go off and have you fuckin locked up! I'm gonna flex on you like Supergirl bitch!
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The poor little JAP whined about wishing she was actually Jewish, that way she wouldn't be alone, because she hated being alone more than anything.
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The Poor little JAP had a mutable image, but no mute button for her mouth, which was unfortunate for everyone at her school.
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