A Little League program teaching both the rules of baseball and fundamental school subjects. Little Ivy League teaches students/players to find the academic side of baseball. After three years of the program’s existence, there is now a waitlist. Teams include the Oxford Commas, Academics, and the Fly Beta Catchers. To quote the CEO of Little Ivy League, “We knew these children would do best learning the aerodynamics of the baseball before just randomly whacking it with a bat. And of course, we encourage our children NEVER to steal bases, but to ‘abscond’ and/or ‘pilfer’”
Mrs. Eloise Falsetto submitted her child into Little Ivy League so he could optimize his down time as a left fielder with a tutor. He is now top of the class, due to all the time properly spent learning since clearly those Little Leaguers can never hit the ball as far out as he was positioned.
by Professor Psuedonym November 14, 2023
Get the Little Ivy Leaguemug. An incredibly gorgeous and stunning person, just wow look at them. Ivys can be very blunt about their feelings but that is good cause passive-aggressiveness is not a good trait. ivy will always look out for you (even if you dont think you need to be looked out for) and are always there to be a shoulder to cry on. they are trustworthy and reliable.
jack "I dont like ivy, they are weird!"
Any decent person: "you are wrong, they are awesome and you should be ashamed."
Any decent person: "you are wrong, they are awesome and you should be ashamed."
by sonicwithflipflops September 7, 2021
Get the Ivymug. (N)
1)A place of higher education. That is at graduate level college courses. It is the complete show of higher class, and who you know. It is part of redlining, and frat lawyers who stuck each other off trading clients for jail times and favors.
2) graduated ivy league is referring to someone with experience, over 5 years but typically a decade, in IV use of drugs, mainly that of heroin. Some graduates even dry cycle in the week and no longer chase the dragon. The rare unicorn in the junkie world. As 10 years is a lifetime to some.
1)A place of higher education. That is at graduate level college courses. It is the complete show of higher class, and who you know. It is part of redlining, and frat lawyers who stuck each other off trading clients for jail times and favors.
2) graduated ivy league is referring to someone with experience, over 5 years but typically a decade, in IV use of drugs, mainly that of heroin. Some graduates even dry cycle in the week and no longer chase the dragon. The rare unicorn in the junkie world. As 10 years is a lifetime to some.
"Man I graduated ivy league. I hate this shit and seen it all. Friends day, lose everything to make it back, NA, etc."
Friend, "it'll be ok"
"Fuck you im a dope fiend no it won't be."
Who cares about lawyers and their ivy league. Its just one big circle jerk.
Friend, "it'll be ok"
"Fuck you im a dope fiend no it won't be."
Who cares about lawyers and their ivy league. Its just one big circle jerk.
by ForsakenMycelium March 23, 2022
Get the Ivy leaguemug. 1. A woody vine made up of about 15 species. Very fast growing and able to climb objects. Some states consider it an invasive plant.
2. Typically a girls name. A step above the stripper names, such as Hope or Diamond, but still a hoe. You can often find her looking at herself in any reflection she can find and doing expensive thing she doesn’t pay for.
2. Typically a girls name. A step above the stripper names, such as Hope or Diamond, but still a hoe. You can often find her looking at herself in any reflection she can find and doing expensive thing she doesn’t pay for.
1. The ivy growing in my front yard began to take over and kill my other plants.
2. Did you see Ivy’s insta story? It was another one of her showing off the ass she doesn’t have.
2. Did you see Ivy’s insta story? It was another one of her showing off the ass she doesn’t have.
by Persiandaddy May 21, 2018
Get the Ivymug. Ivy is a sweet girl who is very kind. It’s very hard to get on her bad side so if you are then you must have done something really bad! She likes to go down the hallway looking into classrooms making eye contact with random people just to make it awkwardly funny. She has the best personality and is very polite and loyal. She has only a few people in her inner circle… maybe 3 at most but is friendly to everyone. The boys in her grade that try to tease her don’t get under her skin but some of the popular girls do. She hates rumours or anything to do with gossiping, if she hears any gossiping she will try to change the subject, but if she can’t she will leave the room. Every boy in the grade likes her cause of her amazing personality, but she doesn’t want to date anyone at least until she’s 16. Ivy is a girl who is well respected by most people but some like to try to annoy her which isn’t very Respectful but she just ignores it Ivy is a wonderful friend! Find an Ivy you must be friends with her she will change your life!
by •Fr•Amazing• November 22, 2021
Get the Ivymug. by Remarkable idiot August 7, 2012
Get the alissa-marie ivy rachel amesmug. 