The Internet

Paradise in quarantine.

Unfortunately I can't exactly surf the waves due to Miss Rona causing my trip to get canceled, so now I'm surfing the internet instead.

by Pialinist June 12, 2020

internets

The word internets is plural for internet. See my entry for internet.

Person 1: Look at these people E-fighting on the BBS.
Person 2: Fucking internets.

by IbeSonance May 2, 2006

Internet

Porn.

"internet"After staying up all night having way to much coffee and hanging with your peeps the best way to laugh scream and lose sleep for the rest of your life.

by PedojammijFish November 11, 2009

The Internet

An amazing and equally terrifying place, where you can do whatever you want... but have to be aware of everyone so you don't get lots of haters, trolls, the grammar police etc...

Wow, man. The internet is awesome!
Watch out for trolls! >XD

by AreYouSureI'mACat April 7, 2015

internet

Internet. Where do i start? Internet is this thing you're using right now. and you use it to watch freakin' memes and shit.
also watching some other things.

Person: wow i cant believe theres internet! ill use it for the first time
*Person sees porn*
Person: NEVERMIND BYE

by ExactoNaomiZaraGunnerGoYEET September 13, 2018

internet

What humans have evolved to become dependent on in order to live.

(documentary voice)
Over thousands of years, humans have developed a evolutionary dependency on the internet. Once a human has run out of internet connection, the human will suffer a horrible and horrific death.

by Dubiks March 16, 2019

Internet

The Internet is a great huge world of pornography, cats, trolls and of course, child abuse.

I didnt go on the internet today because I wasn't bored and I love my life

by IamSpiderMan March 5, 2013