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Garage floor monster

The invisible monster that lives in your garage, usually under the car, that eats dropped screws, sockets, irreplaceable hardware, valvelocks, etc when dropped on the floor and not located immediately. 10mm sockets in particular are a delicacy.
Damn it, I just dropped my last 10mm socket. I better find it before the garage floor monster gets it.
by anonymous February 25, 2023
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El Garage

A magical place somewhere between Whitburn and Fauldhouse in Scotland which is graded by many as being the highest possible caliber of awesome - also known for being the natural habitat of a "Ross Brand."
Guy 1: Dude, where you going tonight?
Guy 2: El Garage.
Guy 1: OMG! You're soo lucky :(
by bs2 May 7, 2011
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Garage Boozing

An old phrase used by parents to describe the way they used to party back in their day. (Often used to discourage their ginger offspring from doing the same).
Dad: I dont want you guys doing any garage boozing tonight!
Ginger daughter: But dad I haven't garage boozed all week!
by Butt Trucker June 9, 2011
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Garage princess

A car that is being taken care of excessively well.
Man, Jeb just got his old garage princess detailed again. He spends way too much on that old jalopy.
by Neren December 27, 2024
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Garage Hangout

A hangout that takes place on the top of a parking garage
Let’s go to the Garage Hangout this Wednesday! It will be a great opportunity to get to know everyone!
by MK:P February 5, 2024
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Garage mahal

Thats dude's new mega car barn is a Garage mahal.
by G-Mann July 16, 2020
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ham garage

Noun: A crude name for a woman’s vagina, often referring to a large, unused and drafty minge.
‘Janet’s got such a ham garage, it was like throwing a sausage down a tunnel - I barely touched the sides’
by SevillaWalletDamageFC July 14, 2018
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