hood nap

The act of passing out on the hood of a car; typically due to excessive alcohol consumption.

John: "Hey, what happened to Kitty last night? One minute she was dancing on the bar, then all of the sudden she was gone!"

Kolleen: "We were wondering the same thing until we cut out of there and found her passed-out on the car...she was just taking a hood nap."

by sfdave October 5, 2009

Hog Hood

A term used to describe the foreskin on an uncircumcised penis.

Old Jenna was telling me she got railroaded by our buddy Bill, and when he finished, Jenna peeled back his Hog Hood to clean the excess load. Bill is lucky it was Jenna who used her Jism Juicer to clean it, she’s an expert who uses no teeth!

by Tee Cee Deez April 9, 2020

my hood

The place where you live, or "chill" .
Another word for cool.

"we're in the hood now, John" said Bob
"tru dat nigga" said John

"Lets go to my hood and chill"

by Traverse May 16, 2006

hood irony

Have you ever heard of hood irony kid? I bet not since you clearly don't follow top tear Instagram meme pages such as Daquan, Worldstar Hiphop, Grandayy, Dolan Dark, Etc. You fucking disgust me in a way that I can not even describe. Only true memers know the true dankness and pure humor fantastically and masterfully hidden in irony and hood irony. Impact font, farts, poop, the n-word, all hilarious, clever, and quirky things that your beta mind will probably never even begin to try to understand the pure dankness of. I truly hate people of your kind, beta cuck normies, kek. Fuck off normie.

hood irony cuh

by chill.bruh.funny.hood.vines February 20, 2019

Hood Bush

The way a man's afro or pubic hair is scraggly, like the bushes in the hood.

That mans got a hood bush.

by Bigtitboobmcgeeorgy March 13, 2019

Hood Flop

To mercilessly slam or take down an opponent in a wrestling match. this technique is most commonly used by negroes as a variation to several moves. For example; taking a mean shot and ending up slamming your foe into the mat with unrivaled fury, which can result in injury sometimes.

ex 1: Coach: why did you have to slam him so hard son?
wrestler: he kept trying to get away and i needed the points so i hoodflopped him

ex 2: jamal broke that kids arm because he likes to hood flop, and the other guty paid the price

by newsome280 January 21, 2010

Liam Hood

Liam Hoods are excellence sports men. They are extremely good looking and have amazing eyes. Liam Hoods are very polite and know how to treat girls. They are also flirty so you better keep them on a tight lesh. This guy is romantic and just really awesome.

Liam Hood is the best guy ever!

by Jennifer Winter September 11, 2011