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matrix

A place or state of being where one is pursued relentlessly by men with large handguns who have the utmost intentions of using them. Even if it means hurdling over skyscrapers.
I can't believe we got away from the ATF last night, we was duckin' them agents like we was trapped in da matrix!
by that outside dick May 26, 2006
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matrix

slang name for police like busys pigs 5-0 ect...
everywhere you go you gotta dodge the matrix
by iiJordyy November 11, 2013
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The Matrix Rule

When a movie has sequels it is almost always a fact that the first one is good and the rest are absolute shite. Called "The Matrix Rule" because it was one of the first examples of this.
"The second matrix is the best"

*is promptly executed*

"The Matrix Rule"
by Fuck you Coen2 November 12, 2021
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matrix dweller

Someone who is completely oblivious to the world around them. Usually found drinking an assortment of canned beverages and eating what ever's is most convenient.
Believes that voting works and that the Government has good intensions.

Related Words: Sheeple, Gentile, Ass Clown, Close Minded
"Check out that Wal-Mart parking full of Matrix Dwellers!"
"That guy has heart problems but is still drinking Diet Coke. Poor Matrix Dweller."
by WakeUP November 11, 2014
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Matrix Fart

Letting out fart while listening to loud music with headphones, and you have no idea if people heard it.
by UrKillingMeSmals March 4, 2025
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Matrix

The worst type of math you'll ever ecounter. Stear clear of this class if physically possible. You'll thank me.
Linear algebra makes me learn fucking matrixes and i hate it.
by Agroupofdingus December 6, 2022
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Pronoun Matrix Simulation

Pronoun Matrix Simulation or P.M.S. Is changing of one’s gender identity in a controlled matrix environment. And / or To simulate one’s self delusions of who they truly believe they identify as. Regardless of what one’s true biological gender is.
(Jake) hey Lynnette I just got the new sims in the city game today. I now identify as a she now. . I am so smoking hot. Look I got boobs.

(Lynnette ) About time. I been playing with my new penis for hours. Still trying to get the hang of it. Steve is no help. He identifies as a Black African American lesbian now.

(Jake) What sorry !!! I was fondling around with my new Boobies. Where’s the Woman’s Bath Room at. I have got to put in my tampon and take my Birth control.

(Lynnette) It’s down the hall on the left.

Can you take my Daughter. They won’t allow me in the woman’s bathroom now because I got a penis now.

(Jake) that will happen when you turn on the Pronoun Matrix Simulation. Just switch it off real fast and take your litter girl. Then when you feel like it. Just Turn it back on. If anyone tries to misgender you. Just call them a Racist.
by DrFuck March 8, 2024
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