The Florida Chop

Going into a barber shop for the first time and asking for “the usual” or “the regular”

Steve: Hey, what should I get at my new barber.
John: Bro it would be hilarious if you asked for the Florida chop.
Steve: Bro last time I did that the barber fucked me up so bad.

by Pmuser20 February 20, 2018

florida hoe

a mean mad up name discribing someone who lives in Florida who is a potential hoe

Omg Marcus is such a Florida hoe!!!

by West side hoe October 8, 2017

florida push

To hold your fish with arms stretched out to the camera. To make your fish appear larger for a photograph than it would appear if held normally. Most common in the bass fishing community and with Tampa Bay area salt water anglers

I keep seeing pictures of Whitted, with his perfect camera angles and Florida push to make his fish look giant.

by TacoReef FishTacos January 31, 2019

Florida-esque

When a girl's vagina becomes moist & humid it becomes comparable to florida every day weather

That girl's vagina was so florida-esque

by Sex_monkey December 5, 2014

Florida Backwash

When a female is taking a shit but also giving a blow job.

Bro you wouldn’t believe what happened last night at the club. Joni gave me the Florida Backwash. I was disgusted but still delighted.

by DTAG32 April 29, 2022

cocoa florida

Cocoa Florida is a place where a bunch of ratchet ass people live. Including myself. The girls are hoes and so are they mammas and NAS! Periodt.

Dontravion-Aye where u from ma?
Shaquishalisa-Cocoa Florida
Dontravion-Oh hell naw shawty Ik u a hoe

by TheGhettoGirl December 22, 2018

licking florida

When a man glues alligator teeth to a chick's pussy and proceeds to eat her out.

Jim was licking florida last night and now he has to eat out of a straw.

by Thotbread February 13, 2017