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Helio

Another shitty MNVO just waiting to hit the gutter. It claims to be THE carrier for bringing vutting-edge phones from Asia, but so far has only brang in one good phone (the Ocean). The rest are pieces of shit. The only reason it hasn't followed the fate of Amp'D Mobile ESPN Mobile, and Disney Mobile is because SK Telecom (their parent company) keeps dumping money into it in hopes that it'll become profitable one day.

FAT CHANCE

Helio spends $1,300-$1,500 per customer aquisition. It would take 3-4 years of a customer paying their bill on time just to break even. In addition to this, Helio leases all its network space from Sprint, meaning that it makes it even harder for it to make money.

I don't see it being around too much longer. And why the hell would you want a Helio plan when you can get a Sprint SERO plan for MUCH cheaper? Sprint also has a better line-up of phones.
Helio, don't call it a phone. Call it a piece of shit!
by Helio Sucks! April 10, 2008
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helicopter butterfly squirt

An act in which a woman is suspended from a ceiling fan, knees bent up and legs spread. She then masturbates while the fan is on, and squirts, resulting in vaginal fluids being sprayed around your living room.
Last time Linda came over to my house, she got wasted and started to so the helicopter butterfly squirt all over my bedroom!
by Toomeybd May 15, 2016
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Helicockter

When a guy gets out of the shower and swings his cock around like a helicopter. Also seen in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
*Boyfriend walks out of the shower*

*See's his girlfriend*

Boyfriend: I gotta surprise for you!

*Begins to helicockter*
by iVita September 18, 2012
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Heli

He is guy that is very attractive any girl would be lucky to be with.
A very serious and intimidating guy, but when you get to know him he is a kind, nice, sweet, and generous guy. He may be stubborn sometimes but his intentions are good.

He is a great friend. As long as your on his good side and don’t “stab” him in the back (referring to double crossing, or being a hypocrite) he will help you if you need it. Once you double cross or do him wrong with anyone or anything he cares about you’re dead to him.

He treats his lady like no other. If he truly loves her he treats her as if there were no other girl around. Like your the most beautiful and gorgeous girl in the world. He does what he cans to keep her happy. It’s hard NOT to fall for him.

He is hardworking and does what he has to do to survive (the right way).
Heli was always serious until we really got to know him.
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Australian Helicopter

The act of ejaculating on the female's hair and the female whipping her hair in a circular motion.
Guy 1: Did you give her an Australian Helicopter ?
Guy 2: Hell yeah!
by Thunder&Tim August 15, 2011
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persian helicopter

A rowing term used to describe when a crew lets the boat run, then proceeds (without touching the water) to square, reverse feather, reverse square, feather, gunwale, and finally slap the water with their blades, all in time. For best results, perform in an 8. Note that some quads also have been known to perform this maneuver in a relatively badass manner.
Courtney: let it run...persian helicopter!
Matt: damnit chase, your blade touched. now we have to video it again.
by fromthebowman April 7, 2010
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Swedish Helicopter

A sexual position that is requested of Ben Stiller (Eddie) by Malin Akerman (Lila) in the film 'The Heartbreak Kid', 2007.
'What about the Swedish Helicopter?'
by Jaffaboy March 7, 2008
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