hanjior

hanjior

me: hanjior
someone: ok

by doddipenguin February 28, 2021

hanjior

The seggsiest and best random anime account to exist. like ever. definition: random yet very amazing

“this game is so hanjior”!

by smileytitancooch February 28, 2021

Hallelujah Handjob

Where you drill a hole in the middle of your hand just like stigma on Jesus's hand and used the blood as lube to jerk your dick off.

I need to buy a new drill. My old one broke while I was trying to give myself a hallelujah handjob

by mtt4411 September 8, 2019

Quasi Handjob

When a girl just plays with your dick a little bit. This does not result in the man reaching climax, but is a precursor to a blowjob, often times in a parking lot.

"Yeah we were just sitting in the parking lot and she gave me a quasi handjob" -Leo Dottavio
"What's a quasi handjob?" -Danny Mullen
"She just played with my dick a little bit" -Leo Dottavio

by Papa Leo March 7, 2021

Training Wheels Handjob

A handjob for beginners. Hold hands with your partner and begin the handjob with the male guiding at first to ensure pleasure and education.

Mary gave Joseph a training wheels handjob last night.

by Lord of jess November 24, 2013

Western Style Handjob

While performing a handjob, the girl flips her hand upside down and rubs the mans pubes with her thumb as she continues to give him a handy.

Your mom fucked my dick and gave me a fucking western style handjob.

by Mexicans=Love February 24, 2010

handjams

a game in which you wave your open hands around in a circular fashion repeatedly until utter exhaustion. Can be played with up to ten players. Touching is not allowed.

Let's play handjams with this lovable nearby bear!

by Thom_Dorke October 23, 2010