Hockey Player

Okay okay, I think we all know what a hockey player is right baud? Or do you...? Hockey players are ladies/boy magnets. It's the most attractive sport; not saying sports are attractive, but they always have the best looking people. Knowing a hockey player is like knowing a real life "douche bag: they like to trash talk, they have their own slang which I must say is very fun to use, very energetic but strong, get angry during hockey games on TV, and in real life and when they're older, they will most likely drink beer with old teammates and rant on about how fun they times were. Hockey players are the best, but don't get them angry! Everyone needs a hockey player friend!

Person: Look at that hockey player!!
Other person: Yeah he/she is so cute!!
Person: I know right! I definitely need a relationship with a hockey player!

by hola nina May 18, 2020

Hockey Goat

Canadian Arab; someone born/living in Canada but of middle eastern blood

“I met Matt the other day, turns out he’s a hockey goat”
“Hockey goat is such a specific slur”

by DarkNig July 17, 2020

hockey sticking

A hockey stick is comprised of a blade, a small curve, and a long shaft. A hockey stick chart displays data low-level activity (y-axis) over a short period of time (x-axis), then a sudden bend indicative of an inflection point, and finally a long and straight rise at a steep angle.

The interest from the VC’s is hockey sticking in the market.

by lilac smiley term June 7, 2020

hockey boyz

boyz that play hockey

eyyy look at dem hockey boyz

by your nibba May 18, 2017

sauce hockey

When a player takes the puck, and passes in to another in the air that is a sauce pass. So sauce hockey, is a game where the puck is in the air a lot.

Not a single goal was scored last night during that sauce hockey game, eh?

by Krosby April 21, 2016

sledge hockey

Ice hockey for people with a physical disability. Has the same rules as ice hockey, but with some changes. Each player uses a sledge with two skates underneath it. They move forward on the ice using two short hockey sticks with sharp metal teeth at one end and a blade on the other.
Many players are disables because they has amputated one or both of their legs, while others play because they are paralyzed.

Him: "Oh, what is that sport?"
Her: "It's sledge hockey. Like ice hockey for people with disabilities!"
Him: "It looks hard!"

by anel22 May 7, 2012

hemorrhoid hockey

Eating ass

My boyfriend was playing hemorrhoid hockey with me last night.

by Buffboibert March 10, 2023