golf stain

a white patch on trousers or other items of clothing that resembles a stain caused by spunk

"hey, tiger, whats that white patch on your trousers? Haven't you been playing golf,".
"Oh, thats probably just a golf stain.

by lankky1234 November 30, 2011

Brogie Golf

When you and your "life" partner take extra strokes on each at the golf course.

Tim and Pat couldn't wait to play Brogie Golf. They both had some extra strokes to give, especially on the back 9.

by Timbo Tron March 22, 2017

urban golfing

Real clubs and real balls, just on the wrong kind of course. Hit the cars, smash the windows, hit that guy with the club instead of the ball.

Smack em in the head. Golf time.

by trombley November 4, 2003

Golf Ball

When a male ejaculates into plastic wrap and rolls it into the formation of a ball and throws it at his sexual partner

I didn't realize how freaky my girlfriend was until she asked for a golf ball.

by Maria Kelly May 12, 2016

Golf Addick

Miserable git who always moans no matter what.

I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour but heaven knows I'm Golf Addick now.

by Fred_Sonic_Smith December 13, 2004

Golf Clap

"Golf Clap" is a new STD. (Sexually Transmitted Disease) Origins of the disease point to Tiger Woods, a famous golf player, when he slept with his mistress.

Man, I just got back from the doctor! They say I have Golf Clap! I should have used a condom

by C-gorog December 2, 2009

Golf Wang

An idiotic word (a noun, I believe) created by douche bags and assholes. No particular meaning or connection to golf, just pure bullshit.

"Hey Jimmy, what was the homework?"
"Idk fuck that, Golf Wang® bruh."
"Shut the fuck up Jimmy."

by LordFarquad71 February 11, 2015