A Voice In Your Head Means Go To Psychiatry And Having No Voice In Your Head Means Go To Therapy

A Voice In Your Head Means Go To Psychiatry And Having No Voice In Your Head Means Go To Therapy

A Voice In Your Head Means Go To Psychiatry And Having No Voice In Your Head Means Go To Therapy

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

Lance A BroomStick From Any Floor That Will Go Through Bars And Land On Another Floor

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Lance A BroomStick From Any Floor That Will Go Through Bars And Land On Another Floor

by Abreathofaversaillian March 1, 2025

Up and Down Like a Merry-Go-Round

To engage in marital relations with your significant other while moving up and down in a smooth, fluid motion as if riding the merry-go-round at a local theme park or carnival. Usually performed by red-headed men over 50 with crooked clam hammers.

Rawd: Wow, Emil. What's with the big smile??

Emil: Guess!!!!

Rawd: Ummmm..you discovered a cure for E-BOAL-EYE??

Emil: Nope!!!!

Rawd: Hmmmm..you finally got to visit the Book SUPPOSITORY???

Emil: Nope!!! Come on Rawd, you know why!!

Rawd: No I don't!! What is it!!

Emil: OK!! I'm happy because I went Up and Down Like a Merry-Go-Round last night!!!!!!

Rawd: That's fantastic. Congratulations!!

by Willis Kwok January 10, 2017

Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra

do something not involving me, find a hobby, aka hop off my dick

I told my ex to get herself Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra when she nagged me after the break up for her favorite thong she left at my residence.

by slimmmmemem August 10, 2010

Go shove a match in your dick and light it!

A meaner version of prases like "Go jump in the lake!"

Note "it" can, depending on the circumstances, refer to either the dick or the match.

Guy: "Will you make me a sandwich?"
Girl: "Go shove a match in your dick and light it!"
Guy: "Should I light the match or my dick?"

by CowManCheeseBall September 9, 2012

locked and loaded and good to go

Prepared for an imminent activity. Believed to have originated during WWII, referring to the M1 Garand rifle, whose bolt automatically "locked" a round in the chamber when the rifle was "loaded" with a magazine, which could then be immediately fired without any further preparation required.

Frank: You still game for some blackjack and hookers?
Joe: locked and loaded and good to go bruh!

by 8david8 July 31, 2016

Go get a gun and shoot yourself.

Basically, an insult when a friend comes up with a better idea than you will ever ever think of.

Justin: Hmm...I think I'll make a game called Counter-Strike for the computer...

Brian: Really? You should go get a gun and shoot yourself...

by NightDante666 May 25, 2005