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giraffe

Insult for a tall, lanky cunt with big ass ears
"That Liam kid is a fucken' giraffe!
by danjek November 17, 2016
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Giraffe in the room

Something people will be talking about for a long time if it's brought up.
Nobody but Dewey Cox wanted to bring up the giraffe in the room.
by Solid Mantis March 17, 2021
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baby giraffe

hot friendly nice lovely handsome amazing happy person! jumps like a frog, soccer king. kicks soccer balls into questionable places and hates chinese like most people, also very for english, namely rei🦒😎☝️🥵✨
the baby giraffe is the rarest animal you will find!
by strawbewwycheesecake April 30, 2021
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Salty Giraffe

Someone who casually sucks dick but gets offended when pointed out
Jacob was being such a salty Giraffe yesterday
by Jakesahoe December 5, 2017
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giraffe

“yo brothas did y’all see that giraffe at the zoo dawgs???? it was lookin mighty fresh”
by mohamed abdi January 2, 2019
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Brass Giraffe

When you have to take a shit really bad, and you're past the point of Prairie Dogging. This is typically the point where you start standing up on the tips of your toes in order to give yourself that extra inch or so as you long legged strut towards the closest bathroom or equivalent. Common phrase to describe this is "Riding the Brass Giraffe". Those that frequently hold it in to the absolute very last minute are known as Brass Giraffe Jockeys.
"Watch out, looks like George is riding the Brass Giraffe! I swear that Giraffe jockey needs to either start taking breaks or investing in some Depends."
by Afternoon_Delight July 25, 2018
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Harold The Giraffe

Harold the giraffe is shorter than Thomas.
Look! It's Harold the Giraffe on the ladder, trying to reach for the top shelf in a 7/11 convenience store!
by ilovebarbiebedsheets August 20, 2022
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