GoblinBoi

GoblinBoi is a vile creature that skulks the streets of Nuneaton in search of anything that will provide it sustenance. It's hollow sunken eyes forever glazed over with a look of utter stupidity and moronic thought. Never approach this creature for it may just cling onto you with all it has, sucking the life force from your body with its special 'dole dosser' attack that is said to leave you financially broke and homeless.

"You need to be careful of GoblinBoi, he'll just move into your house and sponge off you for eternity"

Be careful of that relationship, goblinBoi will freeload off you until a new opertunity comes along

by You know who you are :) March 26, 2021

Godlin

The most beautiful woman to exist. She’ll make you feel safe when you’re talking to her. She’s not the type to make you feel judged. She strong minded and an independent woman that does not ask anyone for anything. Very intelligent too so watch out when you’re talking to her cause she’ll put you in your place, but don’t be fooled because she’s always sensitive. She must be treated like a princess with care

I definitely wanna stay on godlin’s good side.

Yo you seen Godlin walking down the hallway ? She’s bad
Once you get to know godlin you’d wish you met her sooner

by Anonymous63737286 November 22, 2021

Goblin Math

A term that gained currency during the pandemic, especially after repeated lockdowns and potential mental breakdowns, to describe the type of negative, irrational, selfish, or self-defeating behavior that plagued many math educators worldwide, because they were tired of conforming to the social or unreasonable expectations of the authorities, or had little respect for vampires or hypocrites with a say in their pay.

Be it adhering to lockdown rules, working from home, or attending to parents’ complaints, demands, and threats, math teachers and tutors had descended into a goblin math state, when they’re waiting to be fired if they didn’t call it quit themselves.

by Fasters December 5, 2022

mystery googling

verb. to be mystery googling

to currently be using the website "mysterygoogle.com" and subsequently sending out certain information (i.e AIM screenname or phone number) in hopes of getting a reply from some random person and/or responding to others doing the same thing as you.

so the other night i was mystery googling, and i actually met someone cool who likes the same bands as me!

mystery googling might not be the best place to post your mobile number

by MKGggg December 23, 2009

Virginity Goblin

A guy/girl who is well known for taking many people's virginities in an almost predatory fashion, and is often disliked because of this. In many fantasy worlds, goblins are regarded as evil, skulking creatures, taking things that do not belong to them.

Guy 1: Did you hear Dave took another girl's virginity last night?

Guy 2: Yeah, what's that, third one this week?

Guy 1: Yup... what a virginity goblin...

by Sh4rkinfestedcustard March 12, 2013

Sally Goodin

Chords, bars, and old time music that was traditionally played on string instruments such as a fiddle.

Strum me up some Sally Goodin on that there fiddle of yours. Every thing I know about playing the fiddle, I learned playing Sally Goodin.

by rbob January 22, 2014

Breakfast Goblin

Also referred to as a brunch bitch, typically a woman who appears as a strange, shadowy, golem-like creature in the morning, and becomes a friendly and reasonable human during the afternoon. This radical change is often brought about by eating a tasty lunch.

Guy #1: "Why is Janet such a bitch in the mornings but so cool afrer lunch?"
Guy #2 "She's a Breakfast Goblin dude."
Guy #1: "Oh..."

by SuperMario69 April 11, 2015