one will lie down and their partner will shit on their forehead trying to make it stand looking like a horn
Tim lay down while goggles stood a fresh steaming log on his head.
This was the act of the German Unicorn
He had a 2nd one in the chamber tuning him into a mutated Nazi unicorn
This was the act of the German Unicorn
He had a 2nd one in the chamber tuning him into a mutated Nazi unicorn
by Tim Y June 4, 2017
Get the german unicornmug. by Super Idol的笑容 都没你的甜 八月正午的阳光 都没 November 7, 2021
Get the nono germanmug. A harmless old fella, who bides his time by pottering along on his bike in a travelleresque manner. He is often seen in the town of Consett and nearby areas, riding along the road, with his telltale sign of indicating by flailing his arms about. But most of all, he can be recognized by his unique hat with a tufted duck feather pointing out the top.
All the information gathered about Herman is from rare encounters he has with the public. From public knowledge and my own experience, he spent some time in Munich before arriving to England by ship. He can be most commonly seen on the Derwent walk as he routinely rides along the eoute.
Alas, with many hero stories they have their sceptics. A rumor has arised that he isn't German but was infact born in Shotley Hospital.
All the information gathered about Herman is from rare encounters he has with the public. From public knowledge and my own experience, he spent some time in Munich before arriving to England by ship. He can be most commonly seen on the Derwent walk as he routinely rides along the eoute.
Alas, with many hero stories they have their sceptics. A rumor has arised that he isn't German but was infact born in Shotley Hospital.
by diggsy_malone March 21, 2022
Get the Herman the Germanmug. by The only m smith February 3, 2018
Get the german massagemug. When you're having intercourse with a female and proceed to penetrate her with a long candle, light it on fire, and wait for the wax to drip.
Bonus points if you wait for the wax to drip out, gather it up, and remold it into a wax dildo that you later use to fuck her, or let her fuck you with.
Bonus points if you wait for the wax to drip out, gather it up, and remold it into a wax dildo that you later use to fuck her, or let her fuck you with.
by Glazzingle January 22, 2021
Get the German Charizardmug. When a man is getting ready to make sexual intercourse with a female partner but doesn't know there is a man having her doggie style under the covers and thinks the man's ass is the female and you can kind of guess what happens next.
by Joe420pothead November 18, 2020
Get the German rushmug. by gracethedipshit December 12, 2017
Get the german windbreakermug.