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Frosty's Poke

The uncomfortable wind chill that lightly touches your genitalia, usually occurring in colder, damp and windy climates.
I was waiting for the lights to change, and I got a surprise visit from Frosty's Poke.
by achrylex November 14, 2018
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frosty crotch

Condition arising from holding a cold beverage between your legs while driving.
Man this large icy is giving me the worst case of frosty crotch I've ever had.
by OKC Slim January 12, 2015
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Grandma Frosty

The type of person youd find lurking around a social media app, disguising their user as "grandma frosty" they're a good, true friend who will stuck with you to the end. However, this is both a blessing, and a curse. A grandma frosty is almost always a crack head, or a pure clown. If you ever meet one, make sure to show them lots of kindness and support, as they are human like you, and need help at times.
Lavender: hey, did you see that new person who joined?

Egg Nogg: yeah, I heard they were a grandma frosty

Lavender: dammit

Egg Nogg: well hey a new crack head to join our cult.
by Random ldiot June 12, 2020
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Frosty Finger

Covering your finger in toothpaste and shoving it up someone's tailpipe
by Vevaren May 11, 2020
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Frosty Nestor

Placing an icecube in the chick's asshole or vagina, then fucking her in the opposite hole.
I came home from work last night to my girl masterbating with ice, so I gave her a Frosty Nestor.
by Woody1369 October 11, 2009
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Frosty Paw

When you put your hand in ice, then fist someone
I double frosty pawed her and it was awesome!
by Geee Baby October 8, 2009
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Nut Frosty

When you're involving yourself in sexual acts, a male, and your nutsack is as cold as a frosty, thus making foreplay awkward at first. Can occur during winter or after swimming for an extended period.
Dude 1: I was getting freaky with my girl last night, and I had some serious nut frosty goin on.
Dude 2: Bro that really sucks.
Dude 1: Tell me about it man.
by FrostyKing0121 June 9, 2016
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