Friend

A sexually produced terminal headache.

A: Have you heard of my friend?
B: Oh that friend. He's a douchebag. Whenever I see him, he never fails to give me an eternal CRINGE.

by Kakerun July 30, 2022

friend

the person who is sitting next to you giving you random words to look up on urban dictionary.

My friend just told me to look up the word friend on urban dictionary.

by The favorite <3 June 24, 2022

Friend

A friend, someone with multi benefits but isn’t that someone you love?

He had so many friends with benefits…

by Mystifying June 27, 2022

Friends

Useless pieces of shit that will always fail to aid you.

I think we are friends now

by Valt1c April 17, 2022

Friends

something you don't have.
it's also a show that some will argue is better than the office. They are correct

"do you want to watch friends today?"

by Zigzie December 24, 2020

Friend

Someone who shows you their boobs because they love you.

Virginia showed me her boobs so she is my friend.

by VirginiasFriend January 27, 2021

Friend

Another way of saying “not alone buddy”

We’re not friends we’re just not alone buddy’s :3

by KayaFakeKat March 4, 2021