horny freshman

Person A: That dude is such a horny freshman.
Person B: I know right! He's a Nixy.

by NotCosmicReef November 22, 2020

Freshman Wall

When a group of stupid 14 year olds forget how to walk in the middle of the doorway or hallway and block you from proceeding.

"Hey, why did you throw me down the stairs?!"
"Sorry, you were creating a Freshman Wall"

by S1Xcait September 14, 2022

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Freshman facial

When you get your head shoved in a mud puddle.

Josh: I saw that bastard Aiden making out with my girlfriend behind the bleachers.
Sam: She won't find him so handsome after we give him a freshman facial.

by redroadpunk August 22, 2022

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Freshman Impregnater

A machine like being (10th grade and higher) who actively seeks out freshman to plant his seed in.

Friend- dude can't be at practice today, my groin really hurts

Friend 2- what did you and Alex do last night ?
Friend- Let's just say the sperm has fertilized, I repeat the sperm has fertilized

Friend 2- awe you god damn Freshman Impregnater

by Fuck you mikey February 2, 2017

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adopted freshman

In a sports team or club. any class member above a freshman can pick a freshman they vibe with and like the most. But also comes with free bullying from upper class member and can make fun of them but of course can be the most helpful to freshman and help them with anything.

“That’s Jess shes my adopted freshman”

by November 5, 2021

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