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i wish i was skinny, i hate my belly, i hate my thighs, god why the fuck wont u fix me. i hate my hair, i hate my face, i wish i was like the girls he likes. i hate when my mom tells me that i look like my father more and more as time goes on, i hate my dad for not being present, and i hate my mom for blaming it on me. i hate my mother for being so dependent of man, when they only fuck up and make u feel bad. i hate my mother even more of the thought of her being with a man. though i am really grateful she was dependent i learned from her to be dependent, she killed my hopes, my believes, and everything i read on fairy-tales just disappeared like that. man i hate myself even more when blaming my mom for all this things.
me: *accidentally breaks cup while doing dishes*
mom: fuck why cant u do anything right , ur just a waste of space ... every time i look at u i see ur father on u , get out of my sight
me:*cries and hates myself even more*
by trauma_girl November 25, 2021
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Deleting Myself

Yetus Deletus I'm gonna give myself 100 thousand Beetus
Im gonna Die and then Im gonna be Deleting Myself
by Mike Hunt onmablles November 28, 2020
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Love Myself

National day to love yourself!
Go into the mirror and say I love myself :)

I'm proud of you! No matter what!
"I Love Myself! No one decides how I look, or how I will be! "
by Unknown...Girl April 19, 2021
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DRAGGING MYSELF AROUND

Get in your TESLA and power up the MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

Send multiracial pictures of yourself because GRACE KELLY told HALSEY.

Giving someone the run around who just ran around themselves.

To literally fall in love with a TOT.

Falling in love with a particular TOT.

Boring into the ELITE
Hey KENNER , I am going to get in my TESLA DRAGGINGV MYSELF AROUND I mean soapbox SLATE and write my INTERNET RELAY ass off as I am powering up that AI COMPUTER rip it at 80 mph.

I can be white , I can be black as just start DRAGGING MYSELF AROUND and while I am at it PURPLE works as I will rain on you , you racist MOTHER.

I notice by DRAGGING MYSELF AROUND around all day that when I mention ASSHOLE in an ad I begin DRAGGING MYSELF ARIUND again trying to get HOT SEX.

I have to admit and it is scary as everytime I am DRAGGING MYSELF AROUND and see that TOT talk I fall in love.

That TOT is WARREN EDWARD BUFFETT as I am DRAGGING MYSELF AROUND his annual meeting and telling people you know that TOT is a GHOST HOLE and my friend JAMES tells me and I thought I saw him at the IRISH CASINO and VENETIAN as that GHOST HOLE TOT has never been to VEGAS ever.

I know if I am DRAGGING MYSELF AROUND enough I will finally meet TOT but it is bad luck to say it but I will say his other half MASTURBATION OF COINS.
by NEE TRANSEXUALITY April 24, 2021
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Myself

by Demonslayer_Simp June 9, 2022
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for myself

a shameless statement made by youtube commenters following the horniest possible timestamp known to man. usually in music related comment sections.
commenter: 2:35, for myself!
commenter 2: bro that’s just the singer moaning
by stinkyfart69 June 19, 2022
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peepee-piss-myself-bitch

What you should want a woman (who will kill you) to call you
Please make me your little peepee-piss-myself-bitch
by make-me-your-bitch September 17, 2022
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