flove

Farting while doing it.

After eating copious amounts of cabbage and beans or mexican food, you are unable to thrust without farting.

Last night I had really bad gas before going to bed. The wife wanted to do it, so we ended up making flove.

by pizzleboy July 11, 2010

flovely

short for "freakin' lovely" , usually used as sarcastic term.
In other words, the phrase that is used to replace other lamentary phrases.

"Oh, flovely... you just destroyed our food, our shade, and ALL OUR RUM!!!!!!!! " yelled Capt. Jack Sparrow as another bottle exploded.

by RoseThourne August 21, 2006

Flove

Friendship level love between those of mutual attraction. Often used to express joy and caring towards your casual cuddle buddy.

I flove you!
I flove you.
I flove you?

by Thatoneguy143 May 15, 2014

flove

The love between two, and sometimes three, obeise people. Usually the relationship is based soley upon ability to consume large amounts of food, and not move for extended periods of time.

Fat + Love = Flove

"Bret and Jess are such a great couple."

"Yea, but its only flove."

by Beef McDuff May 4, 2006

flaves

Way to say faves and not sound gay.The only way to shorten favorites and still sound hetero. Or just stop being lazy and say FAVORITES.

hey thats a tight song fuji, its one of my flaves.

by kbo May 14, 2007

fluke

something that doesn't go as planned. can be used to describe a situation or a person.

"That party was a fluke"

"Weren't you suppose to hang out with your friend tonight?" "Yeah, but they fluked"

by brittanyxcarter April 20, 2011

Fluent in sarcasm

Fluent in sarcasm...Anything you got...I got better.

Him: "shut up you stupid bitch"
Me: "who are you calling a stupid bitch...? Then again you'd recognize seeing's you were the stupid yard bitch." I will always kick your ass because you're a fucking pussy. Don't pick on a bitch fluent in sarcasm.

by do i act likei fuckin care? December 28, 2014