Pertaining to the appearance of Terry Nutkins' hand after an otter called Edal bit off his fingers. Not to be confused with Beadle hand.
by ALCT June 30, 2012
Get the Finger knucklemug. The inability to type intelligible words or sentences, particularly on a smart phone device. This inability stems from a number of factors to include: 1). Your fingers are too fat to operate the device properly. 2). You are too drunk to operate the device properly. 3). You just don’t know how to spell or type to begin with.
WTF was that message you sent me, I could not understand it. You must have had a serious case of Groos-Fingers.
by McPeePee November 6, 2010
Get the Groos-Fingersmug. Tenderness and soreness a beginner guitarist experiences on the fingers of the non strumming hand (from holding down strings). Blisters can appear but usually abate after calluses develop.
Guy: I just started playing guitar a few weeks ago.
Girl: OMG finger me!
Guy: Not such a good idea...I've got some badass guitar fingers.
Girl: OMG finger me!
Guy: Not such a good idea...I've got some badass guitar fingers.
by grovecityfan1 October 3, 2008
Get the Guitar Fingersmug. The pain associated at the tip of the index finger from repeatedly banging it into the touchscreen of a Point of Sale register. Commonly found in retail and customer service based occupations. Seek medical attention/new career if the problem persists.
It was only 45 minutes into Jane's shift and she was already complaining about her POS Finger symptoms. She'll have to use her middle and ring fingers for the next couple transactions.
by LivDahhling February 6, 2015
Get the POS Fingermug. When your finger accidently slips through the wad of toilet paper after a particularly moist, wet deuce drop.
Despite his effort to the contrary, Frank's finger slipped through the wad of toilet paper mid-wipe and left him with a tar finger until he could finish and wash off.
by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2016
Get the Tar Fingermug. To finger your bed mate while you are falling asleep or are already asleep. This has two possible scenarios. 1. The individual doing the fingering begins to finger the bed mate's clitoris and suddenly falls asleep without notice. 2. One individual starts to finger the other's clitoris while both individuals are asleep. As a side note, it is not uncommon for the one being fingered to get aroused while the one doing the fingering is not even actually awake.
Dan and amanda are together in bed...
1. Dan consciously rolls towards Amanda in bed and begins fingering her clitoris.
Amanda beings to get aroused.
Dan suddenly falls asleep with his hand on Amanda's clitoris or in her vagina.
2. Dan and Amanda are both fast asleep...
Dan rolls over towards Amanda and begins to finger Amanda while they are both sleeping
**Amanda awakens aroused to find Dan fully asleep (sleep fingering her).
1. Dan consciously rolls towards Amanda in bed and begins fingering her clitoris.
Amanda beings to get aroused.
Dan suddenly falls asleep with his hand on Amanda's clitoris or in her vagina.
2. Dan and Amanda are both fast asleep...
Dan rolls over towards Amanda and begins to finger Amanda while they are both sleeping
**Amanda awakens aroused to find Dan fully asleep (sleep fingering her).
by DamandaInSF January 21, 2014
Get the Sleep Fingermug. A condition experienced when one plays the game "Angry Birds", "Angry Birds Seasons", or "Angry Birds Rio" too much.
The constant tapping of the pause button and the subsequent tapping of the restart button right underneath it using one's left thumb eventually leads to throbbing and a peculiar tingling that can't be properly explained unless one experiences it firsthand.
As for the right hand, certain birds require tapping in order to use their respective ability. Many people prefer to use their right thumb for this function, which can lead to similar effects as the left hand. Many impatient players worsen this condition by launching their bird, tapping for the ability, then quickly swipe from left to right in order to get right back to their birds to launch as quick as possible
This condition is treatable with breaks between every few Angry Birds levels. However if one decides to keep playing, their condition could worsen.
The constant tapping of the pause button and the subsequent tapping of the restart button right underneath it using one's left thumb eventually leads to throbbing and a peculiar tingling that can't be properly explained unless one experiences it firsthand.
As for the right hand, certain birds require tapping in order to use their respective ability. Many people prefer to use their right thumb for this function, which can lead to similar effects as the left hand. Many impatient players worsen this condition by launching their bird, tapping for the ability, then quickly swipe from left to right in order to get right back to their birds to launch as quick as possible
This condition is treatable with breaks between every few Angry Birds levels. However if one decides to keep playing, their condition could worsen.
"Man, my AB Fingers are messing with my school work, I can barely write anything!"
"I had the worst case of AB Fingers yesterday, luckily I took a break to go eat dinner"
"You need treatment for your AB Fingers, I'll call the most reliable hotline to get you some help
"I had the worst case of AB Fingers yesterday, luckily I took a break to go eat dinner"
"You need treatment for your AB Fingers, I'll call the most reliable hotline to get you some help
by Angry Birds Addict April 21, 2011
Get the AB Fingersmug.