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Fittering

It is specifically the misuse or Hijacking of someone's Facebook page or "wall" for use as your own personal Twitter Page. All otherwise useless thoughts are posted to their page. You can regard their friends as "Followers", as they are exposed to all your minute by minute posts.
Guy 1: "My friend started twittering on my Facebook page, how annoying!"

Guy 2: "It's called fittering, you can do the same to his Blog (blittering) or linkedin (littering) page..."
by thune March 25, 2009
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Fiterbate

To add to your Fitbit steps via the act, actual or simulated, of masturbation
Dude, I have to go fiterbate for those last 200 steps.
by Redz9269 June 3, 2016
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FILTR

Father I'd Like to Ride.
Male equivalent of MILF.
Female 1: Sarah's father is a FILTR.
Female 2: Back off b#### that's my ride.
by Smooth Operator! July 23, 2016
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fitler

“fitler” to mean a stubborn oil filter, someone who over-tightens an oil filter, or the act of over-tightening an oil filter.
1. Dude, this thing won’t budge. It’s being a fitler.
2. Looks like the previous owner was a fitler. This thing won’t budge.
3. Dude, the lube shop guy totally fitlered the crap out of this.
by hvontres January 16, 2022
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Dude Filler

A homosexual man who engages in sexual acts with other men. Similar in meaning to rectum raider and penis pirate
Dave is the biggest dude filler I know.
by Stevo Davo February 18, 2008
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fitter

The British way of saying hotter. when fit (hot) isnt enough!
british guy1: Dude your moms fitter then hell!!
british guy2: Hells pretty damn fitt
by Nathandavis101 March 10, 2007
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Seat Fillers

A person that brushes up against your life but never effects your life in the slightest. Seat fillers are those people out there that seem to be there just to prove that you and your friends and family are not the only ones on the planet.

A seat filler in your life isn't even allowed to interact on a level deeper than standing in the shadows.

I know for a fact that they exist because I have personally tried to engage seat fillers in conversation or befriend them and it is impossible.

Seat fillers are a necessity. Otherwise it would be a very lonely planet.

At award ceremonies like the Oscars they have people who are paid to keep the seats full when the stars get up and move around or participate int eh show - that way the camera always see a full house.
The teller at my bank will not interact - if she is the perfect example is seat fillers she is an android of some sort - but I am not sure they have invented androids yet :)
by rustytango May 9, 2009
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