Cat Tax

The cat tax is the requirement to post cute pictures of your cat when you mention them on the internet.
Prima: "My cat is so sweet! She claws me in the face when her bowl is empty."

Segunda: "You forgot to pay the cat tax."

Prima: "My mistake! Here is a picture of my jerk cat."
by Anyhoozle December 17, 2020
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asshole tax

a tax added to one's subtotal of a bill, who generally acts like an asshole. this usually works because most assholes aren't willing to do their math.
"That guy was pissing me off, so I charged him asshole tax."
by jake l. September 5, 2005
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Tax that ass

To have rough but enjoyable sex with someone; wanting to have sex
Shawty bad as hell, if she let me fuck Ima TAX that ass
by Hung yu May 5, 2017
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Apple tax

the steeper price paid for Apple products in comparison to the equally effective products of competitors.
The Apple tax hits users in the wallet.
by The Return of Light Joker October 13, 2011
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Cum Tax

Cum tax is the tax rate put onto an individual's cum based on the value it holds because of its Cum Valuation. Instead of being taxed real money, you are taxed in excess cum.
Sarah: wow william you lost a lot of cum after the Cum Tax

William: i feel dead inside
by William Donelly May 16, 2021
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Cunt tax

The drinks you have to buy a chick before you get any
fucking hell i had to pay an 8 vodka and coke cunt tax lastnight before i got any
by Cymru am byth October 9, 2008
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tax payer

person 1- where are all the tax payers at?
person 2- they left this hell hole california because they tax(see steal) us to death and expect us to stay, if you do stay what the hell are you doing, get out of there because the toilets flushing and it will only get worse.
by cow1964 September 19, 2009
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