by Buffboibert March 10, 2023
Get the hemorrhoid hockeymug. The weirdest player of the team. He doesn't pull as many ladies as the other players but he makes it up for tons of great friends. He tries to keep his teammates in line when they get a little spastic. He always tries to stay positive even when things go south and tries to keep his teammates heads up when they're sad. He's the most vital and loved player of the team.
Girl: so you play hockey?
Hockey Goalie: yep!
Girl: what position do you play?
Hockey Goalie: I'm a goalie!
Girl: oh... that explains alot.
Hockey Goalie: yep!
Girl: what position do you play?
Hockey Goalie: I'm a goalie!
Girl: oh... that explains alot.
by DeltaMP07 February 11, 2022
Get the Hockey Goaliemug. Ice hockey for people with a physical disability. Has the same rules as ice hockey, but with some changes. Each player uses a sledge with two skates underneath it. They move forward on the ice using two short hockey sticks with sharp metal teeth at one end and a blade on the other.
Many players are disables because they has amputated one or both of their legs, while others play because they are paralyzed.
Many players are disables because they has amputated one or both of their legs, while others play because they are paralyzed.
Him: "Oh, what is that sport?"
Her: "It's sledge hockey. Like ice hockey for people with disabilities!"
Him: "It looks hard!"
Her: "It's sledge hockey. Like ice hockey for people with disabilities!"
Him: "It looks hard!"
by anel22 May 7, 2012
Get the sledge hockeymug. When a player takes the puck, and passes in to another in the air that is a sauce pass. So sauce hockey, is a game where the puck is in the air a lot.
by Krosby April 21, 2016
Get the sauce hockeymug. Okay okay, I think we all know what a hockey player is right baud? Or do you...? Hockey players are ladies/boy magnets. It's the most attractive sport; not saying sports are attractive, but they always have the best looking people. Knowing a hockey player is like knowing a real life "douche bag: they like to trash talk, they have their own slang which I must say is very fun to use, very energetic but strong, get angry during hockey games on TV, and in real life and when they're older, they will most likely drink beer with old teammates and rant on about how fun they times were. Hockey players are the best, but don't get them angry! Everyone needs a hockey player friend!
Person: Look at that hockey player!!
Other person: Yeah he/she is so cute!!
Person: I know right! I definitely need a relationship with a hockey player!
Other person: Yeah he/she is so cute!!
Person: I know right! I definitely need a relationship with a hockey player!
by hola nina May 18, 2020
Get the Hockey Playermug. by DarkNig July 17, 2020
Get the Hockey Goatmug.