A form of beer pong where you sit on a floor across from your opponent (at which ever distance you choose, be it far or close) with a standard 6 cup triangle between your spread out legs, with the intent of getting f****d up beyond all reason (Rules: one on one, no balls back, two shots per turn, every shot counts as one cup, to see who shoots first you must do an eye to eye shot, and dont quit til you are out of beer)
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Drew: Floor pong after two blunts will have you zooted!
Steven: Yeah, last night i was zooted as fuck.
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Floor pong is better than beer pong, and it requires less skill
Drew: Floor pong after two blunts will have you zooted!
Steven: Yeah, last night i was zooted as fuck.
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Floor pong is better than beer pong, and it requires less skill
by Three Dog Moser February 8, 2010
Get the Floor Pongmug. When you are just casually sitting somewhere and someone left sauce in the floor and you don’t want to sit there anymore
by FourForeFor4 May 14, 2019
Get the Floor saucemug. an extremely slutty cheerleader that frequently drops to her knees and makes sexual gyrations with her hips while being very close to the ground
by Dora la exploradora January 30, 2015
Get the floor fuckermug. by It’smebitch🤠 March 2, 2019
Get the floor noodlesmug. 
Tom: Oh man, banging Donna last night was great, but now she wants some relationship crap.
Jerry: Thats real toothpicks on the floor, man.
Jerry: Thats real toothpicks on the floor, man.
by cubanluis March 18, 2008
Get the toothpicks on the floormug. it is a euphamism for shame, guilt, maddening consequences; stemming from "A tell tale heart," by Edgar Allen Poe, where in he describes the agony of conscience. The murderer places the victim under the floorboards and drives himself crazy by imagining his heart beating through the wood.
by Kat November 20, 2004
Get the the door in the floormug.