Ethan

A blanket name for any one of your older brother’s asshole friends.
(When dad come home from work in the evening)
“Hey what’s going on today?” Dad asked

“Oh not much, Dave has a new Ethan.” I said

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The gayest nigga alive known to women kind and he kinda smells like my under toe
I was walking then an ethan struck me.
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Ethan, he is one of the best guys u'll ever meet! He's a smart ass, surely, but he's also kind. He's really weird and that's what u gotta love about him! He's got that smile that makes u just wanna smile with him, when be laughs, u can't help but laugh with him! When u hang out with him, he looks at u and it brings joy to u! His friends are usually always around. If u're ever lucky enough to meet an Ethan, never let him go
Person 1: omg i couldn't stop laughing at Ethan's joke!!

Person 2: ikr! He's so funny
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Guy with the biggest dick
Beats anyones ass if they talk shit about his girl
Cutest boy ever
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Ethan is a very kind,loving,and is protective over others.he usually goes good with names like lily.he is the best to hang out around.overally he is the best
"Look at Ethans girlfriend.i bet her name is lily.they are so cute"
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An extremely hot guy that is amazing at fighting he is super nice and caring to anyone his personality will make you feel safe around he is very good at sports and he has amazing hair he always try’s to make everything feel alright when everything isn’t he always puts the other person ahead of him and help them through whatever they are going through he is extremely confident in things he does and super strong all though he may look skinny he has a six pack underneath there he’s also got some surprises in bed if you come close with him any girl would be lucky to have him never let him go he is a keeper
Person 1Ugh that new guy Ethan is so dreamy!

Person 2 No duh his name is Ethan
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Ethan a farting menace on drugs once we t comes out hes uncontrollable
Is that Ethan?

Chokes from farts ahhhhhh
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