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emo kids

1.Gay guys who like girls.
2.Those faggots that look act, and dress like girls, yet are justguys who hate their parents.
3.Straight dudes who make out with dudes.
see also-wrist slitting
Jerry is such an faggot, he wears make up and his sisters pants. He is one of those fucking emo kids.
by TheFloatingFetus September 26, 2005
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Those youngsters cruisin' around the ville...HUGE fans of Ron Popeil and his Rotisserie mayhem. Always wearing lab coats hadlin' turkey basters.
Emo kids: "Damn, I love Ron Popeil..."
E'rrybady else: "Oh yeah, he makes the best rotisserie chicken ever."
by Babs Maloney November 29, 2007
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is when you see thoes big hair, black eyed, deep mucus filled voices that listen to HEAVY HEAVY fucking metal music. these kids always cut themselves and commit suicide. they also like to wear mascara, which makes them even more creepy.
dave: im now in an Emo Kids group!

jon: *looks at wrist*

jon: me to!
by harry_balls_larry May 16, 2019
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The Kids That Camp Outside of A Classroom Door, Like They Have No Lives, And Rush In As Soon As The Teacher Enters To Give Sato Sensei Their Damn Permission Slips So No One Else Can Go On The Freaking Field Trip!
Eva: Hey, you can't go on the field trip anymore.
Xavier: What the hell, why?
Eva: Emo kids camped outside the door.
Xavier: Aw, man!
Mauricio: Emo bitches...
by IrregularEyes March 16, 2009
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Anyone who dresses in dark clothes, with baggy cargo pants with enough pockets to hold any guns they might want to bring to school. Usually covered in chains (enough that you can hear them before you see them). Probly listen to some band that the name itself makes you want to cut yourself. Wear gloves with the fingers cut off because for some reason only their palms get cold. Have grimy long hair, and most importantly, NONE OF THEM KNOW THEY ARE EMOS. It is proven fact that if you ask someone if they were emo or goth when they are covered in chains, crazy-ass band t shirts, or hair that looks like it hasn't been washed in a few weeks thats a foot long, they will answer, looking at you as if you just asked what color an orange is, and say,"I'm not emo!"
I started listening to some screamo bands and my friend said he had never seen an emo wearing Hollister before. I told him to hit me over the head with a frying pan if I ever came into school with 5 pounds of chains on my pants like one of those crazy emo kids.
by zmaante February 5, 2008
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A social classification that has been bastardized by scenesters, rich preps, and wannabe goths united. A true emo kid does not label him/herself as being "emo"...often this label is foisted on him or her against the alleged emo kid's will. True emo kids listen to whatever the hell music they feel like, and it is often poetic or expressive. Emo is not a clothing style, cutting your wrists, or being a frequent buyer at Hot Topic. Those who call themselves "emo" are most likely just trying to be "scene" and have really screwed up the genre through wearing generic, borderline gothic clothing that all their sad little friends wear.
FAKE EMO KID tries to be emo because it is "scene" at the moment. Is often rich and frequents expensive stores like Hot Topic to cultivate a flawless emo image. May go so far as to draw fake scars in strategic locations so as to look depressed and suicidal. Claims to listen to indie bands that no one else has heard...and neither has the fake emo kid.

TRUE EMO KID was most likely emo before this was a stupid fad. May shop at hot topic, but only if they actually like the clothing, not because they think it will make them look cool. Probably classified by friends and others as "emo"...the label is often not self-professed in the case of the true emo kid. Doesn't give a shit whether music is mainstream or not...it just has to be artistic.
by [ Deleted User ] April 12, 2022
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Emo/Scene Kids SUCK

An epic video on YouTube featuring a young girl with a sidebang explaining the aspects of emo kids and scene kids that are of great annoyance to her as well as to many others. Among her reasons for her contempt of emos and scene kids are their ways of "trying so hard to fit in", "giving new genres to their music" such as calling My Chemical Romance "punk" when they don't know what punk rock is, taking sideways photos that look ridiculous, and pretending to be gay or lesbian.

As of September 2009, the video has received over 500 video responses, one of the highest on YouTube, mostly from pissed off scene kids who can't handle legitimate criticism of their manufactured fashion styles and shitty emo music. The vast majority of these responses simply call the young lady in question "ugly" or "stupid" and do not address the content of her arguments.
The video known as Emo/Scene Kids SUCK is highly informative for anyone doing research on why emo sucks.
by ConservatismSucks September 21, 2009
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