Elf Shoes

Elf shoes are pieces of leftover pizza that are at least a few days old. Defined by the “curl” at the point of the pizza slice, looking like an elf shoe. Typically, elf shoes happen because leftover pizza wasn’t refrigerated. While its not safe to consume pizza that’s been left out for more than a few hours, we’re all guilty of leaving the pizza box out for a few days, slowly chipping away at the leftover elf shoes.

“Hey, bro. You wanna help me finish this box of elf shoes? “

“I should have known that those elf shoes would make me feel like crap!”

by MisterHollie December 28, 2021

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by busybrat July 07, 2024

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by busybrat July 07, 2024

elf from fortnite not mario

has committed multiple war crimes

ELF FROM FORTNITE NOT MARIO

by CHILDFUCKER84 August 03, 2021

bravo-elf

n. One who excessively bravo's a room; cannot control his/her urge to put everything in bravo condition. Can be extremely useful or extremely annoying - often both.

The bravo-elf said she accidentally locked my con-locker.

by 8337 February 16, 2010

Ass Elf

A pale, bipedal mammal. Often morbidly obese. Often named Chris and thrive in any habitat that’s within close proximity to a large group of small children.

Man, Chris is always drinking Chinese aloe water. He is such an ass elf.

by Leroy Blumpkin December 10, 2021

my sleep paralysis elf

enjoys shagging your mother.

my sleep paralysis elf

by CHILDFUCKER84 August 03, 2021