Elf Fucking

It’s when you fuck one of Santas elf and enjoy it and somehow stay on the nice list

Bob: What are you doing for the holidays?
Joe: I’m elf fucking tonight

by I am a illegal minority December 18, 2017

ELF

ELF or elf - short form/acronym used in text and social media posts to stand in for “ever-living fuck”, an amplification of the more common “af” and “wtf” acronyms. The “af” form can be altered thusly: aelf. The “wtf” like so: wtelf.

What the elf is this??? Why in the elf are there so many definitions for Santorum? That is confusing aelf.

by SpaceProphet January 1, 2018

sick fuck elf

A sick fuck elf is one nasty little cunt. Usually can be used along with the term Asshat. Derived from the "Warhammer" series and made popular by James Buddy.

"Man that guy is a sick fuck elf"
"What a bunch of sick fuck elves"

by Official_WhaleWatchers October 9, 2017

anal elf

Someone who gives anal to a big daddy

Did you hear about santa's anal elf's?

by Dick ass bitch fag June 27, 2017

Elf Job

When A woman/man's partner LOVE'S Christmas so much they dress up as a christmas elf and preform oral sex while pretending to be from the north pole.

Last night I was so excited for the holidays I put on my elf hat, suspenders, green tights and my shoes with the bells and gave my husband an Elf job under the mistletoe! H

by Defnotyourname November 6, 2017

elf freckle

The freckle on an elf's face.

Hey, did you see that elf freckle yesterday, when we went to that North Pole exhibit?

by One Hell Of A Butler July 16, 2017

Elf-Jump

When sone one jumps or tackles a person taller or bigger then them.

"He stole Mea's math book!"
"She's gonna elf-jump him I swear. "
"She's so short. "

by $luver$ January 9, 2017