A Dry Dump is a fart that is so satisfying it will feel as though you've completely voided your bowels. Originally thought to be a "phantom poop," Dry Dump is most appropriately made/deployed while mingling away from lavatories. One should be sure to brag members of the opposite sex about such a fulfilling sensation.
While walking up the steps to my Bio class, I released such a great dry dump that I thought I had just left the bathroom.
by Frank Lambert, Jr. February 22, 2011
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Get the Stump Dump mug.After succeeding at a task (ie. video games, homework, job application, etc.) one relieves themselves by dropping the huge dump they've been holding while performing said task.
by RGman June 9, 2010
Get the Victory Dump mug.While using anal beads in bed, you remove the beads in a quick lawn mower pull start type motion resulting in a reflex shit that has to be directed over the side of the bed.
by Mastermater208 December 7, 2015
Get the Side dump mug.When you are out of anal lube so you tell your fuck partner to take a dump and not wipe so you have a nice ripely lubed asshole.
Britt we are outta lube and i wanna cram my dick in your shitter...lets Dump and Hump..go take a dump but dont wipe.
by Elohdaeh September 27, 2015
Get the Dump and Hump mug.An act of supreme authority. The deed is performed by taking a shit directly in front of the person you are aiming to assert your dominance over. Complete eye contact must be maintained during the entire process.
My shitty boss wouldn't give me a raise so I went right into his office, shut the door behind me and took a dominance dump right on his desk.
by yourMa September 11, 2015
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"That sounds good, but we're gonna have to stop for a Dunkin Dump ten minutes later"
"That sounds good, but we're gonna have to stop for a Dunkin Dump ten minutes later"
by TruthStrangerThanFiction August 20, 2011
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