Douche Badge

A material possession or human being that is coveted by a douche bag; especially blue jeans with ass-pocket embroidery.

Anything that ornaments the skin, body parts or vehicles of one who is considered to be a douche bag.

"He is an army of one fighting a war with himself and all he has to show for it is that douche badge"

by Glubglubber April 21, 2010

Douche Beacon

A person, usually female, that only attracts douchey men. Quite like a light house brings in ships from storms.

Man, that chick is really cool but she is such a douche beacon.

Guy 1: Why does that chick stay single all of the time, she's really cool.

Guy 2: She knows that she's a douche beacon, she has completely given up on dating.

by Wittless September 29, 2014

Douche wagon

A person being such a large douche the word "douche bag" does not do them justice. This, however, is not nearly as large as a douche silo.

Man, he is being an extreme douche today! Like a douche wagon!

by Mrs strawberry shortcake November 10, 2011

Detective Douche

Nickname for Daniel Espinoza in the Netflix show Lucifer. Mostly used in season one before Sir Douche learned to stop being such a.....well, douche!

“Has something happened? I’m guessing by the looks of it, with Dan, perhaps?” “You mean detective douche?” “Well, of course I mean that but the real question is why do you mean that?”

by belle_andthebeast December 7, 2020

Douche cabinet

What else could a douche cabinet possible be, besides a big pussy that stores a lot of douche

Hey carl! Did you hear about Emily!? I heard her "douche cabinet" could hold a model train.

by Fastcracka January 11, 2017

Douche Marks

When a female liberates a vaginal discharge on a item of furniture, clothing or other object. Douche marks are usually the bi product of sexual intercourse.

Man you and your lady left some wicked douche marks on my couch last night.

by The Laughing Man EP October 21, 2007

douche

n. a device which uses a combination of jet propulsion and syphoning to flush out leftover grime from the vagina, but still can't get rid of that sea dweller smell

Jacob performed cunninglingus on Jody so much that he started to use douche for a mouth wash.

by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004