Dirty Loftus

The act of putting a lacrosse stick in between your legs and then using it to poke someone in the butt area.

Richard Loftus gave is notorious move the dirty loftus to one of his friends who asked what it was.

by Shark Attack Jensen April 15, 2009

Dirty Hairbear

When a male performs cunnilingus on a female, he gently blows air into the woman's lady parts, and in return takes a queef to the face. Dirty Hairbears are best enjoyed when the recipient's snatch is grimy and hairy. Although the Dirty Hairbear is an enjoyable experience for both, it is not recommended that it is done in the 69 position.
Was created by Hairbear, thus explaining the name of this position.

Person 1: Did you hear about Bree?
Person 2: No. What happened?
Person 1: She got a Dirty Hairbear!
Person 2: From Who?
Person 1: The Hairbear himself!
Person 2: Wow! How lucky!

by The Hairbear March 12, 2013

Dirty Daryl

Sitting on the face of a man with a mustache, and receiving cunnalingus from said man.

She just hopped on his face and was dirty daryled for what seemed like hours.

by Too bad so sad June 11, 2013

Dirty Dobbs

A suburban hell located in the lower Hudson valley of New York. Here, kids are either outrageously spoiled or high on some illegal substance. They either smoke it on the trail in the woods behind the school or just in plain sight, because it is Dirty Dobbs, who cares.

Bro #1: Dude did u see that girl at the mall, I think she is from Dirty Dobbs. She brought a Burberry coat to school and said it was ugly than gave it to some rando.

Bro #2: No sorry bro, I was too busy dealing some weed to 6th graders.

by BirthaTheWhale April 23, 2019

Dirty Davey

The act of excessive masturbation without any lubrication until your penis is very swollen the Night before a big date to give the illusion that you’re cock is thicker than it actually is.

“Hey man. Are you ready for your big date later today?” Oh yeah. I did the ol’ Dirty Davey last night. I can’t wait to see the look on her face.

by MrGraves86 May 22, 2019

Dirty Rzasa

When a man uses his extra large nose to pleasure a woman's vagina; clitoris stimulation or penetration.

I picked up this chick at a wedding, took her home, and gave her the Dirty Rzasa

by Papadaux June 11, 2016

Dirty Cem

When a national athlete smokes pussy because cigarettes are too unhealthy while boxing his narcissistic balls and coming up with excuses for not going to school

Hey mate, I heard that Carl might be suspended for pulling several dirty Cems.

by hentaination April 14, 2020