Ding dong schlong

Crap my ding dong schlong took 20 erotic damage
by Fadgy December 09, 2020
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Ding dong kung-fu

A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.

Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'

Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'
by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020
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Ding dong wing wong 9000

Rays large giant 10 inch large penetrator
Woah look at that guys bulge he must have a Ding dong wing wong 9000“

Yeah man
by Babispxt August 09, 2022
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Ding Dong Scammer

A word used to describe a stupid idiot
Who tries to (and usually fails) to trick people
This Ding Dong Scammer
by Dingdoneatituo June 03, 2025
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ring a ding dong

the best friendgroup in the entireeeeee world especially in qatar academy doha
the ring a ding dong showed at the party they r so coooooooolll they dinged my dong they r the most popular
by sparknotes November 27, 2019
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ding donged

To ring someone's doorbell with their penis.
Bro, I ding donged the teacher yesterday.
by Wordsarereal January 03, 2016
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