Tonsils On Deck

Having good dick sucking skills. No need to show off boobs or ass. Cause your tonsils are magical.

Amber Rose said Tonsils On Deck. Ready to go!

by Cocopuffsup November 9, 2014

big deck

A large warship, namely an amphib or a carrier.

Have you ever been on a big deck?

by SemenTimmy May 27, 2017

Upper Deck

The Upper Deck is what happens when one lifts the lid off of the top of a toilet and proceeds to defecate directly into the tank

"Dude I totally just Upper Decked that asshole's toilet"

by Gobbledeeznuttz April 25, 2022

decking tool

When you want to call someone a fucking hoe but want to be polite.

Decking= Fucking
Tool= hoe

She's a decking tool!!

by TheOGGoat! September 28, 2017

Community Deck

Found playing cards. A deck of cards made up entirely of single, mismatched playing cards found on the street, in bars, on college campuses, in one's neighborhood, etc. Occasionally, a person will do the opposite and leave playing cards around for people to find, perpetuating the hobby.

Today I found a 3 of clubs on the sidewalk. I am one step closer to completing my community deck.

by ScruffyHerbert September 10, 2010

Deck-a-mole

The never-ending task of resolving comments in a presentation deck before a client meeting.

“Fucking exhausted, I've been playing deck-a-mole all day."

by Medium Lebowski February 11, 2022

deck slippery

Born with the name before the floor came to fame, he was Deck Slippery.

Slide beside thy double-wide, Clyde. Behold ye olde, Deck Slippery.

by Squirrel Rito February 25, 2021