Shane Dawson

The funniest man to exist, no lie.

(Everyone talking about Tana and Jake's "fake" marriage)

Me: WE NEED SHANE DAWSON!

by zesty barbecue sauce August 11, 2019

Dawson

Dawson, a white thing, pretty gay, tall, and fucks dudes (especially Phoenix). Trust he won't r* you. Just, don't get to close... he's a bit HORNY!!!

"DAWSON IS GONNA BUSSSS"
"DAWSON IS ON HIS WAY!!"

by BDRDawson November 19, 2023

Dawson

Someone who is sexually and emotionally attracted to minors. A Dawson will simp for some under age cooch even though he will never get it.

A shit Dawson is trying to fuck a 16 year old again.

by Cnees February 8, 2024

Dawson

A fucking annoying prick who lies about his dick size and purposefully fakes a deep voice.

Dawson: Yoo (faking deep voice)
Me: stfu

by itchynuts97 January 11, 2023

Torture Dawson Day

Every October 28th you can annoy, torture, or make fun of a guy with the name Dawson without being stopped

Hey bro, Happy Torture Dawson Day

by Cayde63847 October 28, 2021

dawson

A friend, sometimes there for people, very funny, always makes you laugh, trouble maker, makes everybody get introuble

Dawson is a person that always makes you laugh

by your mom20373 December 15, 2022

Dawson Metzger

Big ass forehead

Dawson Metzger

has a big forehead and is retardation

by Dawson is gayyy April 18, 2019