The most fucked up person youll ever meet. A David will get obsessed with you and is probably gonna get your name tattooed after one week of talking, even though you tell him youre seeing someone else.
''Damn, did you hear about David?''
''Yeah man, he got that bitchs name tattooed even though she doesnt even like him.. geez''
''Yeah man, he got that bitchs name tattooed even though she doesnt even like him.. geez''
by honeybeeboobies August 15, 2019
Get the Davidmug. by Da One, Da One, Da Only One May 10, 2018
Get the The Davidmug. 
David is a name given only to those with an appendage greater than 30cm. What he lacks in his ability to find a girlfriend, he makes up for in his tinder successes. You will never find a David dressed in an outfit worth under $1000 at any given moment. On a hot day, he will merely resort to strapping that amount of money to his physical self. Although much can be said about his passion for superheroes, he fell short of claiming this illustrious title by rejecting a plethora of performance enhancing injections by his once favourite nrl club. If you are a female, unfortunately David will resort to staring at you during church services instead of asking your parents for your hand in marriage.
Christ almighty look at the size of David's Schlong
Can you believe David is still single? It's as if he's only into 17 year Olds with boyfriends.
Can you believe David is still single? It's as if he's only into 17 year Olds with boyfriends.
by Bobthejookiller September 5, 2021
Get the Davidmug. To say "Be right back" only to never return leaving your friends waiting and wondering what happened or when will you return.
where did they go? oh he is daviding again.
by forsakenwolf July 28, 2023
Get the Davidingmug. by Switters1 November 24, 2021
Get the Davidmug. 