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dirt stocker

Someone who stocks items in a store in the most inconvenient places.
Guy: Why the hell is there a random can of Pepsi among this bread? Damn dirt stockers...
by Jerrika12 December 22, 2014
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Dirt Scientist

Someone who always finds the best hurt girls to hookup with
Damn bro, John always finds the best hurt girls to hook up with. He's a certified dirt scientist
by Mr Jean July 14, 2016
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dirt ball gang

A group that is filled with people who are complete dirt balls basically meaning they will do anything with no fucks given for anyone. This group is usually associated with dirt Ball sports such as Wrestling.
"Yo did you hear about that hoe hooking up with Jake!" "What no way he must be a part of Dirt Ball Gang! What a filth!"
by Dick the 3rd January 17, 2018
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Dirt Pinch

When you pinch a shit that leaves a seemingly never ending amount of remnant requiring wipe after wipe after wipe after wipe to try and get that last clean swipe of the ass crack. Usually leaves your ass raw from the toilet paper. Even after you think you are done, you still feel like one more wipe is needed.
I just took a dirt pinch. I must have used a whole role. I still feel dirty.

My brown button is raw skin from all the wiping from that dirt pinch I just took.

I’m gonna need to run back to the rest room. That dirt pinch has me needing to do just one more wipe. I’m all itchy down there.
by Eaton Holgoode November 8, 2018
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Dirt Noodle

Its not a worm its a DIRT NOODLE
by Maxaroniandchease November 15, 2018
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Dirt Person

A garbage human who has nothing to offer humanity but being awful and being down and belongs out by the curb with the other rubbish.
Steve always takes up two spaces when he parks. He’s such a dirt person.
by Meantime8877 March 8, 2019
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dirt ladder

When you gather dirt on coworkers with intention of extortion to climb the corporate ladder.
Nick started an "off record" work chat in order to get his peers to leak information he could use to climb his dirt ladder.
by Old Sparky April 9, 2020
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