danish summer

The most horrible type of weather changes with Storms ånd Rain and maybe snow at times and egen The Sun Coles out and it is Nice in The matter of minuts it is dækning again

Oh what a Danish summer it is

by Datasstim August 4, 2017

Danish Fortress

When a group of people gets naked together and lieths down together preferably on the floor. Should be a equal amount of girls and boys, and 5+.

White fly guy - Hey, there's shit to do!
Random - Yea i feel you man!
White fly guy - So let's hit up some danish fortress?
Tool - no imma pass today!

by valpo swede November 19, 2011

Danish

A sexy person with a huge cock who usually gets all the girls easily.

"Damn he's danish"

by Kabdi November 24, 2020

Danish

(Noun) A danish is a form of coffee cake which is rectangular and relatively short.

I bought a danish the other day, it tasted great.

That danish is far better than the general store version.

by Ssatuo January 1, 2022

danish destroyer

When you analy insert a cheese Danish into a woman and then put your dick in

Fuck you I hit your mom with a Danish destroyer last night fuck your whole fuckin life bud

by Chief greif June 4, 2019

danish book

When you have a turd hanging halfway outside your anus, and you slap your ass cheeks together. It creates a distinct splatter effect, similar to closing a book really fast. Usually used by the Danish.

AlberteWise: Hey Tyrone, I gave your bitch a warm Danish Book the other night, she stanky asf

Tyrone: You cool ass cracker

by KevinSpicey November 1, 2017

Danish Pancake

A sexual act where a danish girl sits on top of you and smears Crème brûlée on your taint.

Damn that Danish Pancake was gnarly!

by fredfig March 21, 2024