by SDK69 October 19, 2020
A good team. Nobody really likes Dallas though, outside of Texas. They have terrible fans and located in one of the worst states in America.
Hockey fan: Shame the Dallas Stars are in Texas, otherwise I might like them. Wonder if George W. Bush is a Dallas Stars fan...
by bloodredrage February 12, 2011
A rubbish Football team, that can't play Football for any money. George W. Bushes chosen people. Everything bad about Football, making one pathetic team. I'm in shock that they could even defeat the Redskins once. When you insult the Redskins, you insult God. When you insult the Cowboys, you're complimenting a small child.
by Mike B. Anderson January 03, 2008
A team that has a rightful place in NFL history. They are currently one of the best teams in the NFL, although they haven't won a playoff game since 1996. Our QB, Tony Romo, is second only to Tom Brady, and T.O. Has the second highest reception rate in NFL History.Most retards (Eagles and Redskin fans) make fun of us witchout realizing how much they suck them selves.
Carl: Cowboys suck!
Tom: Who do you like?
Carl: The Eagles
Tom: LOL! N00b team with one Superbowl win!
Carl: And Cowboys?
Tom: Dallas Cowboys are five time Superbowl Champions, asshole
Tom: Who do you like?
Carl: The Eagles
Tom: LOL! N00b team with one Superbowl win!
Carl: And Cowboys?
Tom: Dallas Cowboys are five time Superbowl Champions, asshole
by Tard-Hater September 23, 2008
by The box seeking revenge. April 03, 2011
If you go camping and get a little too fucked up:
e.g. "Thanks for the bag, bro, but I've Dallas Dumpster'd it."
e.g. "Thanks for the bag, bro, but I've Dallas Dumpster'd it."
by NastySauceRoss December 25, 2011
Frankie.- "Hey Billy, how many dallas cowboys does it take to win a super bowl?"
Billy.- "I don't know how many?"
Frankie.- "Can't nobody remember!"
Billy.- "I don't know how many?"
Frankie.- "Can't nobody remember!"
by dizstreetzjustwontleavemealone June 07, 2009