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Fartstrual cycle

The time taken to brew another fart, having just farted.

The time between farts.
During the week Linda’s fartstrual cycle was roughly 4 hours, but after a night out on the beers and a curry it could be more like 3 minutes.

Chris’s fartstrual cycle was so short he had no choice but to repeatedly crop dust economy as he fetched his next gin and tonic from the crew.
by Hyena laugh March 21, 2022
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ICE-cycle

I'm never buying an electric motorcycle. I'll stick with my ICE-cycle.
by Carl_S April 23, 2022
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taryn cycle tank

Taryn cycle tank: after changing the water in your aquarium everyday the nitrate and nitrates cycle because your not suppose to change the dirty filter for the water to cycle.
Your aquarium water doesn’t look clear. It’s because “taryn cycle tank”

but she just did a water change an hour ago.

It doesn’t matter.

She’s a fish expert.
by Bigbirddebelen May 3, 2022
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Memestrual Cycle

Like great female friends that spend enough time together whose menstrual cycles might match up. Great friends who meme together have an algorithm so similar that their memestrual cycles match's up and they sending each other the same memes.
Sick meme, aghh you beat me to it.

Our memestrual cycles must have matched up
by Árbok, Ekans, Kum May 7, 2022
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Sperm Cycle

When you (guy or girl) hold a man's head in one hand and jack him off with the other hand, making him ejaculate into his own mouth.
by Krumpleforeskin June 12, 2022
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Manstrual cycle

The periodic bitchy moodiness that men go through, which makes them way more irritable than a female going through PMS, despite the fact their piss poor attitude is accompanied by none of the physical symptoms women experience with their monthly cycle
Did you notice how snippy Blake was today?

Yeah, I think it's that part of his manstrual cycle again.
by Faisal.al.shahid December 3, 2022
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Hog Cycle

A deck used by insufferable basement dwellers that jerk off to nothing but black dicks and gay porn and use their cheeto powder covered fingers to spam hog rider, musketeer and ice golem and call it “defence” and will never expect that their overrated ass deck takes 0 skill and the fact they get 0 bitches or maidens.
- “I’m gay.”
- “Knew you played hog cycle
by SkellyKingLover January 4, 2023
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