Cotton Swabbing

The act of sticking a dick in ones ear. When the wax and the urethra combine a sudden inflammation may occur (condom is suggested)

Joe: I Cotton Swabbed my girl last night!
Sid: Really?

Joe: Yea, I think she is deaf now.
Sid: Why?
Joe: I busted in her ear.
Sid: Danm now the memory is embedded

Ex:I want to cotton swab you
Cotton Swabbing: The act of sticking a dick in ones ear. When the wax and the urethra combine a sudden inflammation may occur (condom is suggested)

by sidthegreat June 5, 2018

Cotton monster

when your covered in so much cum you become all white....And become...........A cotton monster

Damn babe i made you into a cotton monster

by Jas M. December 17, 2017

sam cotton

A really smart sporty/ fit guy who is really good at music especially the drums. He will steal your heart instantly and I love him so much and have since year 7. He is really good looking and all the girls like him he doesn’t even know I like him but he’s still really nice.

I wish my boyfriend was ( sam Cotton )

by A a girl who like s December 18, 2017

Cotton pussy

When you partake in smoking substances that make your pussy inevitably too dry to penetrate.

I was so stoned he couldn't get it in because I had cotton pussy.

by Branya April 22, 2018

Chaud Cotton

"Chaud Cotton" (sho ko-ton) Is a Quebecois term that you can hear in the area of Charny's Skatepark most of the time. It is used to describe someone who is very attractive. Synonym of: hot, very hot, guyouu, etc..

Girl 1: Sisss look at this duuude he is sooo chaud cotton.
Girl 2: OMG! you're right! This dude is chaud cotton as frick
Girl 1: Yeah this is the most Chaud Cotton guy of all the Chaud Cotton guy!!

by Chaos is my spiritual animal May 1, 2020

Cotton Box

The rooms that mentally insane people are thrown into in psyche wards.

Did you hear what happened Tracy? She got thrown into the cotton box after trying to commit suicide.

by MorbidMortician September 2, 2017

bump cotton

Effect felt when a strong urge to take a dump takes hold, to the point of partially protruding outward and "bumping" the cotton of common underwear.

I had to pinch one at work, but since I didn't want to build a nest I had to bump cotton all the way home.

by Raunchy Redneck February 22, 2017