Alfie Cotton

a fat chud who likes Jamaican Chungus in his bum

you see that chud over there he’s a real Alfie Cotton

by ZDog0102 January 25, 2019

Cotton Cannon

A powerful shoulder cannon used by the predator, it fires blue raspberry cotton blasts with explosive results.

(The predator fired the cotton cannon launching blue raspberry shit at a marine causing him to explode into a bitch torso.

by Bond of Blood December 26, 2010

bump cotton

Effect felt when a strong urge to take a dump takes hold, to the point of partially protruding outward and "bumping" the cotton of common underwear.

I had to pinch one at work, but since I didn't want to build a nest I had to bump cotton all the way home.

by Raunchy Redneck February 22, 2017

Cotton monster

when your covered in so much cum you become all white....And become...........A cotton monster

Damn babe i made you into a cotton monster

by Jas M. December 17, 2017

Cotton pussy

When you partake in smoking substances that make your pussy inevitably too dry to penetrate.

I was so stoned he couldn't get it in because I had cotton pussy.

by Branya April 22, 2018

Cotton Chewer

Someone who chews on their shirt profusely.

Dang that kid was a total cotton chewer they’re really weird.

by Pocketfullofpresty March 20, 2023

cotton swapping

The act of you and a mate simultaneously using cotton swabs to sexually pleasure each other.

Yolanda shoved a cotton swab into nicks urethra as he stimulated her clit with one.

Don't use those cotton swabs in your ears, we were anally cotton swapping with them earlier... they still have fecal matter on them bro.

by socalsta January 12, 2014