Alfie Cotton

a fat chud who likes Jamaican Chungus in his bum

you see that chud over there he’s a real Alfie Cotton

by ZDog0102 January 25, 2019

blue cotton

White Trash
Bogan
Redneck

"Mate, you hear about Billy?"
"Fuck yeah I did"
"He's such fuckin' blue cotton"
"Oath"

by don'tyouhavehomeworkorsomethin February 9, 2019

Cotton Swabbing

The act of sticking a dick in ones ear. When the wax and the urethra combine a sudden inflammation may occur (condom is suggested)

Joe: I Cotton Swabbed my girl last night!
Sid: Really?

Joe: Yea, I think she is deaf now.
Sid: Why?
Joe: I busted in her ear.
Sid: Danm now the memory is embedded

Ex:I want to cotton swab you
Cotton Swabbing: The act of sticking a dick in ones ear. When the wax and the urethra combine a sudden inflammation may occur (condom is suggested)

by sidthegreat June 5, 2018

Cotton Dick

When it's humid outside and yo dick and balls start stickin to everything

"man its fuckin hot i got cotton dick"

by Eatdatgudpussy445 June 24, 2019

Cotton Pussy

When you experience the overwhelming, embarrassing, painful dryness within your vaginal canal. Whether it be lack of intetest or a symptom from smoking ganja- lubrication is mandatory

Babe, I'm so sorry to tell you but you're suffering from cotton pussy right now can we use a little Lube.

by Julianne1992! April 27, 2019

Cotton monster

when your covered in so much cum you become all white....And become...........A cotton monster

Damn babe i made you into a cotton monster

by Jas M. December 17, 2017

sam cotton

A really smart sporty/ fit guy who is really good at music especially the drums. He will steal your heart instantly and I love him so much and have since year 7. He is really good looking and all the girls like him he doesn’t even know I like him but he’s still really nice.

I wish my boyfriend was ( sam Cotton )

by A a girl who like s December 18, 2017