To have a complete and utter meltdown in record time—especially after looking like you had it in the bag.
by ArcherKid14 July 20, 2025
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This saying is used to confuse people.
If someone says it, by accident, become offended or shush and tell them to never say it again out loud. (Kinda like the n word)
This saying is used to confuse people.
If someone says it, by accident, become offended or shush and tell them to never say it again out loud. (Kinda like the n word)
“Hey, would you help me remove this red cork for me??”
“You don’t know? Don’t say that.....”
“Say what?”
“Shhhh it’s a bad word just don’t say it”
“????”
“You don’t know? Don’t say that.....”
“Say what?”
“Shhhh it’s a bad word just don’t say it”
“????”
by Aliwerm November 21, 2020
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by blondie9867 July 2, 2016
Get the lady cork mug.Woman : You've had a hand job or two, right?
Man : Yes I have.
Woman : Do you want another?
Man : No Thanks. But I'll take a Cork Lift.
Woman : Do they really feel good?
Man : YES! It makes me so horny.
Man : Yes I have.
Woman : Do you want another?
Man : No Thanks. But I'll take a Cork Lift.
Woman : Do they really feel good?
Man : YES! It makes me so horny.
by Tom-Tom Barkley June 21, 2009
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by Shugunou October 29, 2022
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"I'm looking forward to your visit but I'm so glad it's tomorrow since that gives me a chance to clean the diarrhea."
"OMG, I MEANT DISHES. CLEAN THE DISHES. I DON'T HAVE DIARRHEA! I was OTTO CORKED!"
or
"So happy the air gone."
"OMG I MEANT THEY'RE. Otto hates me."
or
"I love being sunriver where I can be myself."
"Somewhere. SOMEWHERE! What is even Sunriver?!? WTF, Otto?!?"
or
"I ight to be home later."
"What?!? Is 'ight' even a word below the Mason Dixon line? I meant OUGHT. Otto Corked thinks I'm a redneck."
"OMG, I MEANT DISHES. CLEAN THE DISHES. I DON'T HAVE DIARRHEA! I was OTTO CORKED!"
or
"So happy the air gone."
"OMG I MEANT THEY'RE. Otto hates me."
or
"I love being sunriver where I can be myself."
"Somewhere. SOMEWHERE! What is even Sunriver?!? WTF, Otto?!?"
or
"I ight to be home later."
"What?!? Is 'ight' even a word below the Mason Dixon line? I meant OUGHT. Otto Corked thinks I'm a redneck."
by Skwirlgurl November 19, 2021
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