Much Confusions

when something is misunderstood and leads to a lot of complications, coined by the infamous Alena

"weren't we supposed to meet at 9:00"
"no, we said 8:00"
"Much confusions!"

by Simcock October 28, 2008

Porn conversion

A conversion from the square to the porn life style because it similar to a religious conversion. It is the realization that all this time you could have been getting some and that life is flat and empty without and getting some is one of the main things in life or even the meaning of life it's self.

He had a porn conversion.

by The Fury 13 November 23, 2010

blanket confusion

The confusion one feels when trying to decide whether to keep his or her blankets on or off. Typically experienced during the winter and summer seasons.

John: "Last night was awful man. I had the worst blanket confusion ever."
Jeff: "Sucks to suck!"

by gtg01 May 12, 2012

Keyboard Confusion

When one gets frustrated at the letters on a keyboard being randomly mixed up for no apparent reason.

Little Johnny was learning how to use a computer for the first time when he got keyboard confusion and cried.

by quitterwin September 19, 2012

Circular compulsion disorder

For bitches to dress up to attratct males, attend a social venue, then feel compelled to stand in a cricle the whole night and talk to no one and blow off guys-matheu wright

Those girls standing there have a circular compulsion disorder.

by Sananahmad May 25, 2014

Cultural Conclusion

Forming a general conclusion about a specific culture.

Man 1: "Everything made in China is crappy quality..."

Man 2: "Hey , don't be making any cultural conclusions."

by Maddog7751 June 21, 2016

welsh concussion

A type of surprise attack in which you take a keyboard, and smash it over the target's head. It's an effective way to cause a lot of pain to the receiver.

Person 1: Did you here that Chad got a Welsh Concussion?
Person 2: Yeah, I did. He had it coming, he was a massive douchebag.

by A Quantum Entangled Cucumber September 1, 2017