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Dashboard Confessional

Okay, now I'm not going to totally call Chris a total pussy here, but here's the deal with Dashboard. They aren't emo. As much as you'd like to think so, they just aren't. Hands Down is a fucking amazing song, so is Age Six Racer. Chris Carabba (or however you spell his last name) is talented, and I do enjoy a little Dashboard once in a while. I also think that he's writing from the heart and it's some good stuff. Emo?

He. Destroyed. Emo.

He took emo music and made it mainstream. He's all over TRL. He's on t-shirts (and not cool ones, like the one's with Bert McKraken from The Used, that say "Berty is my Homeboy" and he looks like Jesus).

And he cried during a song. That's too much. I mean, seriously? That's pathetic. Now, I cry too, I can be emo once in a while, but onstage, in front of like three thousand people? No. And he stopped the song too, didn't he? Man, that's bull. Kids don't want to see that. Kids want you to finish the damn song.

Now, please, do not flame me. Dashboard Confessional, by all means, is a good band. Definitely not "the best emo band ever", because Taking Back Sunday takes them, rapes them up the ass and runs over them with an 18-wheeler. Carabba is a good singer and a good guitarist and a good composer. Does he make emo music? No. Does he write thoughtful lyrics? If they make sense to you, then by all means, yes. Do they make sense to me? Sometimes, but usually I think it's crap.

Honestly, let's just categorize music into "rock". So Taking Back is "rock" and so is Dashboard. However, Taking Back Sunday is "good rock" and Dashboard Confessional is "not-so-good rock". Of course, their shittiness has NOTHING on Simple Plan. But that's another entry.

Plus, Chris waxes his eyebrows?
dude1: "so i LOOOOOVE dashboard confessional like so much!"

dude2: "taking back sunday will rape them up his waxed eyebrowed anushole and murder them with an emo knife"
by james f September 4, 2005
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anime convention

A place where many (often annoying) anime fans gather to frolic amongst eachother to discuss, watch, or dress like anime characters in a cosplay.
Many anime fans, turn into retards and loose a significant amount of intelligence upon entering the premises of an anime convention and are prone to acting in a very annoying manner, or speaking many bothersome phrases in a language named japanese.
A-kon, Otakon, Oni-con, ect. are anime conventions.
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Dumb girl: "Arigato..."
Everyone in the elevator: "......................."
Dumb ass guy: "okay...."
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Dumb girl: "thank you...."
Everyone in the elevator: "......................."
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God: So it says you did all of these sins? Welp, you’re gonna be going to the furry convention
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Dashboard Confessional

Not the best emo band ever, but still in the top 3, they rock, whoever doesn't listen to them needs mental help seriously
I am vindicated, I am selfish I am wrong. they are so totally emo, they rock
by nate a February 13, 2005
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A good place to blow up with propane bombs
“I heard there is a furry convention nearby”
“Ok hold on, lemme get my stuff”
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Congressional confessional

when our elected officials, in a rare moment of clarity, secretly admit they're incompetent
Behind VOID tramp-stamped foreheads residing inside dumb asses, vacuums become self-aware.

“We suck at this.” ~Congressional confessional
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two-point conversion

the two-point conversion occurs when a man is having unprotected anal sex with another man. upon reaching orgasm and ejaculating in his partner's anus, he screams "TOUCHDOWN!", and punches his partner in the testicles.
"I can't believe Derek went for the two-point conversion last night; my nuts are still sore!"
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