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Jeremy: Nah, she's just computer sexy. I saw her at the bar and she was missing teeth and had a gut.
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Get the dell computers mug.In the beginning Apple said, "Let there be home and educational computers and let them be totally proprietary and we shall make tons of money." And they were pretty good. Then IBM said, "Lets build some small business computers and make the achitecture completely open and lots of people will make lots of money and we'll create a whole industry." They were good, too. Then Apple said, "IBM is an evil empire. Apple computers are for the rest of us." All I have to say is IBM gave birth to Dell, Compaq, ATI, etc., etc., and (unfortunately) turned Microsoft into a real evil empire. What has Apple done except try to enrich themselves?
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yours, and download a few trojans, said computer becomes infected with
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yours, and download a few trojans, said computer becomes infected with
such. Some sort of computer ointment needs to be applied to remove it,
which has to be done very carefully to ensure that no skankersores come
back. Especially if pirate hooker pr0n was downloaded, in which case
heavy-duty ointment needs to be applied.
Similar to computer AIDS, except slightly more reparable.
Lana just couldn't resist temptation, and found herself infecting yet
another machine with computer gonorrhea.
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