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College Graduate Dichotomy

When a person graduates from college, although they have a degree they may not be able to get a job because they don’t have experience. But, they can’t get experience unless they get a job.

The term was first coined by Dain Lewis on his blog the smart college grad.
Jack graduated from college with a degree in business. But, Jack didn't work at any businesses while in college. Jack then couldn't get a job after college because he didn't have experience. But, he couldn't gain any experience because no one would hire him. Jack found himself in the college graduate dichotomy.
by collegegrad January 8, 2011
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college it

Verb;
Modern English, Colloquial: United States
The act of walking from ‘A’ to ‘Zed’ with blatant, flagrant and wanton disregard for your local municipalities open container laws.
We ran out of time to pre game, lets just college it.

Mike: Chris, can you pass me a beer?
Chris: Here. Take 5, were going to college it to Andrew and his manpanion Bill's place.
Mike: Dude really? Last week I walked in Andrew giving Bill a Finland Facemask. I don't really wanna go.
Chris: Ohh yea I remember you telling me that...Fuck it, they have a 60 inch tv - grab the whole thirty.
by Mike Chris Bill Andrew December 25, 2007
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A hookup that generally includes sex.
John: Damn that girl is hot. Maybe we can have a college hookup.
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College Clean

The state of clothing or fabric that is not exactly clean, but still not too dirty to use or wear. As most college students are too lazy or broke to clean their fabrics regularly, they will wait until everything is no longer "College Clean" before washing.
Guy 1: hey man didnt you wear that shirt the other day?

Guy 2: yeah, but its fine, its still college clean
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College Casual

A dress code commonly used by college organizations. It is between business casual and classroom casual. College casual includes nice jeans or slacks and a nice top. Athletic wear isn't allowed.
Alex: What are we supposed to wear to the meeting tomorrow?
Ian: College casual.
Alex: So a skirt and blouse?
Ian: Yes.
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Calligraffiti

A term used to describe the essential beauty of contemporary wall art (graffiti) through the oxymoronic relationship between calligraphy (meaning decorative hand writing) and graffiti (meaning writing scribbled or scratched on something); fundamentally, graffiti is calligraphy.
Early graffiti artists such as Dondi were influential in turning calligraffiti into a well respected art form.
The calligraffiti on 5th Avenue extremely beautiful.
There is a debate on whether or not to teach calligraffiti as part of the art curriculum in schools.
by Geraldine Scholars October 22, 2014
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